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Off-Topic MLC Greeting Card Company
OP: June 30, 2016, 09:27:04 AM
As requested by a few people, the new thread for the topics of sayings that should go in a greeting card sent to the "lucky" MLC'er

In true Hallmark fashion, no comment is TOO smarmy or Snarky (just respect teh rules of HS please).

So, Entry #1 from Thunder (I believe) was:

"Good Luck with OW. I can see she is your true soulmate. After all, she can suck a golf ball through a Garden Hose."

And so on....

One from me is
"Roses Are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Yes she is married...
BUT NOT TO YOU!

Good Luck with THAT Hot Mess"
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#1: June 30, 2016, 10:18:18 AM
UM...you forgot this one that you penned as well...

"You're having an affair, you're living a lie
getting your bits off on that hormone high,

But this high will end in a horrible crash,
and you're the next one to be treated like trash.

Just one last thing and something that's true,
Your affair partner is married and NOT TO YOU!"

Congratulations on your Hot Mess!
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#2: June 30, 2016, 10:25:37 AM
Just want to say, I got the garden hose saying from the some cartoon series on line about MLCer's and their ow's.  I can't remember the name right now.
Can anyone remember the name of those cartoon clips  They were hilarious? 
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#3: June 30, 2016, 10:46:19 AM
Oh Ursa, this is awesome!!
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#4: June 30, 2016, 11:06:25 AM
Um,

I'M LOVING THIS! Just when I need a laugh! Thank you so much. This is hilarious! hahaha
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#5: June 30, 2016, 12:47:29 PM
Roses Are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Where ever you run
You´ll find YOU!

Change yourself and not your wife/husband!

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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#6: June 30, 2016, 12:55:38 PM
OH, UM, thank you, thank you!  You're the best!  This off topic thread is going to be my comic relief over the next few days as my divorce becomes final and my anniversary on Monday passes by.

Here was the entry I had submitted:

My condolences on making the biggest mistake of your life.  I hope it doesn't kill you. 


Of course, now I'll put on my creative hat and come up with additional greeting card sentiments. 

Seriously, though, you guys.......wouldn't it be awesome if there really was a whole line of these types of cards?!!?  Friends and family would even have the opportunity to send the MLCer a card as well.  I'm telling you ..... I think this line could outsell birthday greeting cards! 

Thanks again, UM!!
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#7: June 30, 2016, 12:57:45 PM
Quote from: Thunder on June 30, 2016, 10:25:37 AM
Just want to say, I got the garden hose saying from the some cartoon series on line about MLCer's and their ow's.  I can't remember the name right now.
Can anyone remember the name of those cartoon clips  They were hilarious?

Soulmate schmoopies I think
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#8: June 30, 2016, 01:05:15 PM
I'd like to send one that says:

Thank you for divorcing me
It was the very best decision you could have made
I hope the exow and you kiss and make up someday
You two deserved each other

Enjoy your MLC..I know I am. 8)
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#9: June 30, 2016, 05:49:22 PM
Yes, the cartoons name is Soulmate schmoopies Here is the link to the site https://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/

"Congratulations, you have become a cliche!"

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"Scruffy, bloated, looking 10 years older? Don't worry, you're having a MLC. Carry on, you can still hit rock bottom".


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