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#60: July 20, 2016, 08:18:29 AM
I'm laughing out loud!!!

You guys are good.
"I thought you knew."  LOL
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#61: July 20, 2016, 08:32:56 AM
Haha - I always wondered what to do with those old TP rolls.  Pity to just throw them away :)

Here's a Greeting Card for the MLC'r New Home
Outside of Card:  Congratulations on your New Home!


Inside:  With a new home like yours, who needs an address?
            Your important paperwork still piled on the desk
            Now you can go places and see all you’ve missed
            You can seek out the youth that has never been kissed
            So you have a new home, and you think ~ why be married?
            Just be somewhat wary
            I’m burning your mail ‘cause I’m not your secretary.
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It's no longer all about MLC!  
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#62: July 20, 2016, 09:12:15 AM
Bahhhaahhaaa
Thanks for making me laugh



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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#63: July 20, 2016, 10:51:44 AM
I need help.   Someone PLEASE HELP ME !!   :P
I've become obsessed with MLC Greeting Cards.
Hello my name is Calling and I'm an MLC Greeting Card addict.
I think it's because the MLC script is so bat $h!te crazy obvious. 
I have these cards rattling around in my head
I hope there's not something wrong with me
There's more of them.....    :-\

This card takes on a more "birthday theme":

You’re Turning 15 
              …. Again

It seems just like yesterday you turned (41/51)
Mature, cool and (pretty/handsome) then you started to run
You quit paying the bills and stopped noticing me
You obsessively remove body hair in places no one should see
The motorcycle you bought is in need of repair
While the electric guitar leans in the corner over there
The (children/family) are wondering why you’ve been seen
Wearing hipsters and fringes on obnoxious skinny jeans
 
Surprise! It’s because you are turning 15!                
   …Again
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« Last Edit: July 20, 2016, 11:01:03 AM by CallingHeart »
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It's no longer all about MLC!  
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#64: July 20, 2016, 10:59:24 AM
So... you never wanted to have children, but you're living with OW
who has a 3, 7 and 16 year old?

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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#65: July 20, 2016, 11:39:46 AM
Quote from: CallingHeart on July 20, 2016, 10:51:44 AM

This card takes on a more "birthday theme":

You’re Turning 15 
              …. Again

It seems just like yesterday you turned (41/51)
Mature, cool and (pretty/handsome) then you started to run
You quit paying the bills and stopped noticing me
You obsessively remove body hair in places no one should see
The motorcycle you bought is in need of repair
While the electric guitar leans in the corner over there
The (children/family) are wondering why you’ve been seen
Wearing hipsters and fringes on obnoxious skinny jeans
 
Surprise! It’s because you are turning 15!                
   …Again

Wow - you have quite a knack for this, CH!  That birthday card is the bomb!   
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#66: July 20, 2016, 11:59:51 AM
Quote from: stillbaffled on July 20, 2016, 08:14:57 AM
Quote from: UrsaMajor on July 20, 2016, 08:12:09 AM
Courtesy of Shadoe (with a slightly free license):


Outside: Picture of a foggy coast line and the text "I'm sorry you're having trouble seeing things clearly"

Inside: "Try getting your head out of your a$$. It isn't a hat!"

You both get a high five for that one!    ;D

I just snorted from laughing so much!!!
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#67: July 21, 2016, 04:48:28 PM
Front of the card:
(picture of a  broken mirror)

A Break-up is like a broken mirror

Inside:

It's best to leave it alone so you don't hurt yourself trying to fix it.

Da Da!   ;D



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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#68: July 21, 2016, 06:37:45 PM
Tears are coming out my eyes, I'm laughin so much!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#69: June 28, 2017, 08:54:07 AM
OK, with all the references to this thread, I have resurrected it and dug it up out of the archives....

Time for a few new entries wouldn't you say?

With a nod to Mourning Dove and her drive-by Dumper (OK, this might be cruel even by my standards)

Front of the card looks like a condolence card:

Front Text : "My deepest condolences for your latest losses"
Inside text : "Common Sense, Decency, Your kids, your wife, your money, your future. Need I go on?"

Or, if you wanted something that rhymes......

"You've been running for months carrying your brothers ash,
the house is now mine so stop dumping your trash!"

OK, that was pretty brutal...
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