[UrsaMajor]

"On the occasion so what should have been our <fill-in-the-year> anniversary if you were still around,
I'd like to wish you all that you deserve.

Regards, (you'd have to have seen the other thread regarding saluations and closings in MLC communications to get the irony here)
Your (SBT{X}) as appropriate Spouse

[stillbaffled]

I will be re-reading this thread every day.  The sarcasm seems to be just what I'm needing right now.  Thank you to all for the great contributions.  I hope they keep rolling in.

I read this one in an old thread here on THS:

"I don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but I do admire your total commitment to it".


FYI - I listened to all of the soulmate shmoopie videos.  They are hilarious.  I love part 10, The Big Apology.  If you need a laugh, check them out.

[UrsaMajor]

Tip of the hat to Anjae "Dead Eyes is the new Black!"

OUCH!


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So many years, so many tears,
Now you're trying to run from your fears,

No matter how far you go,
On thing you should know,

One day it will bite you, right in the rear!

[in it]

A few things I've read on facebook..

Trying to understand some people's behavior is like trying to smell the color 9

I can explain it to you; but I can't understand it for you

I'm happy you are gone. I already have one pu$$y/@$$hole. I don't need another one.

I'd like to explain it to you but I ran out of crayons.

[Lost]

Oh dear me, this thread is better than any anger room.

"Scruffy, bloated, looking 10 years older? Don't worry, you're having a MLC. Carry on, you can still hit rock bottom".
 

May I add:
Fastest way: Just take a 10 year younger OW, you´ll be the only one that might feels 10 year younger (until your get tired), everybody else believes you´re 20 year´s older...

[Airmid]

[Airmid]

[Airmid]

[CallingHeart]

MLC Greeting Card for the Vanisher:

Nothing on the outside ---
Blank Inside


   

[Anjae]

Thanks, Ursa.

MLC Greeting Card for the Vanisher:

Nothing on the outside ---
Blank Inside


   

 

Air, that "Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary"  was written for Mr J. In about three months he and his MLC will be celebrating their tenth anniversary. It is going to be quite a party. 

Messy & Ink, serving your midlife crisis since 1834.

We could come up with an whole line of business aimed at serving all the needs of MLCers.  With the market for midlife crisis booming, we would become billionaires.