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#30: July 02, 2016, 09:08:39 AM
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#31: July 04, 2016, 01:14:54 AM
Oh my word...

Look what I started all on the suggestion of (I think) Still.... Out for the weekend and the thread takes off...

Medusa, I just had 4 people come poke their heads into my office working what in the world I was rolling around laughing about... Could NOT explain it of course... Brilliant!

Heart, for the vanisher... GREAT idea!  We could make it a musical card with the lick from Pink Floyd's "The Wall"  - "Is there anybody... Out there?"

With the 10-year MLC Anniversary... At least the guy was still at home.. Better than most of our cases I guess...
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#32: July 04, 2016, 09:19:43 AM
A little more thoughtful card....

For the outside....


And for the inside
"What was OM/OW's name again?"
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#33: July 04, 2016, 06:22:00 PM
Quote from: UrsaMajor on July 04, 2016, 09:19:43 AM
And for the inside
"What was OM/OW's name again?"

MLCers reply: No longer recall.  Plus, is it OM/OW 1, 2 or number 6? You know, in this MLC head of mine all those people looked the same. Did they had names? Really? But, what mistake? I did the right thing. He/She is my soulmate.
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#34: July 07, 2016, 04:41:49 AM
Quote from: Anjae on July 04, 2016, 06:22:00 PM
Quote from: UrsaMajor on July 04, 2016, 09:19:43 AM
And for the inside
"What was OM/OW's name again?"

MLCers reply: No longer recall.  Plus, is it OM/OW 1, 2 or number 6? You know, in this MLC head of mine all those people looked the same. Did they had names? Really? But, what mistake? I did the right thing. He/She is my soulmate.

Back to Schmoopies!
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#35: July 07, 2016, 06:38:02 AM
MLC Greeting Card idea

On the Front:   "Greetings Alien"


Inside:  You'll be pleased to know you've ripped a hole in my heart.
            (Of course it's all my fault.  I know the schpeil)
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#36: July 07, 2016, 05:06:30 PM
Quote from: Medusa on July 07, 2016, 04:41:49 AM
Back to Schmoopies!

Schmoopies are the best!  :) ;D
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#37: July 07, 2016, 05:17:46 PM
Dear MLC
I'm sorry to inform you that your prescription for the blue pill ran out today..Good luck with the 20 yr old now.
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#38: July 08, 2016, 03:00:05 AM
I got a Birthday card from my parents a few weeks ago that could be "altered" a bit to fit...

"Two guys your age go into a bar late Friday night
The first one orders four beers,
the second one orders 2 beers and 2 shots of Jack.
Who gets hammered first?"

And then inside it said
"Just kidding, Guys your age don't go out drinking in bars late on Friday night."


I was thinking to alter it to ask "Which one is having the MLC?"

and then inside saying "Both of them because they are out late drinking on a Friday at your age"
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#39: July 08, 2016, 02:42:30 PM
Or, UM, "The one who hits on the 20-year-olds".
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