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Off-Topic Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#40: July 11, 2016, 02:42:05 AM
Quote from: Medusa on July 08, 2016, 02:42:30 PM
Or, UM, "The one who hits on the 20-year-olds".

Oh yeah!

Or "The one with eyes like a dead fish caught in head lights"
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#41: July 11, 2016, 11:12:17 AM
This one's for AirMid

Outside:   Got MLC ?


Inside:   
             From the looks of your OW, I would say you Dooooo !!!
             Mooooooooooooo.
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#42: July 11, 2016, 11:20:01 AM
I laughed out loud at that one, Calling.  LOL!!!

Moooooo.....
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#43: July 11, 2016, 11:47:40 AM
 :D  ;D :D ;D :D ;D
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#44: July 11, 2016, 11:50:44 AM
OK - Calling - that is priceless!  Thanks for the laugh today!
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#45: July 11, 2016, 11:58:40 AM
The cow one had been "ruminating" in my head for quite some time.

Medusa better hurry up with her MLC card about the OW washing her "man's" underwear.
IMO there's got to be a greeting card there, and for some reason I can't stop thinking about the absurdity of it !!!

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#46: July 11, 2016, 02:32:07 PM
Quote from: CallingHeart on July 11, 2016, 11:58:40 AM
The cow one had been "ruminating" in my head for quite some time.

Medusa better hurry up with her MLC card about the OW washing her "man's" underwear.
IMO there's got to be a greeting card there, and for some reason I can't stop thinking about the absurdity of it !!!

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Ask and you shall receive, Calling! I was busy at work and couldn't find the time to post today at work.  ::)

This card is from the LBS to OW.

Exterior: a cartoon drawing of two women standing in front of a washing machine. One says (of course) "I wash my boyfriend's underwear!"

Interior: "Congratulations! I washed them for (pick your number one one of those dial things) years! You're welcome to them and all the racing stripes that come along with an MLCer!"

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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#47: July 12, 2016, 02:51:08 AM
Pulling the one from JCB's thread:

From the LBS to the MLC'er (Needs to be thought of in terms of a condolence card)

Outside: "I'm sorry that it didn't work out.... "

Inside: "because I wouldn't allow OP into my house...."

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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#48: July 12, 2016, 02:57:36 AM
And for the MLC'er who's getting married to the OP:

Outside: "Congratulations on a Match made in Crisis"

Inside:  "I hope that you get all that you deserve."
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#49: July 12, 2016, 04:01:15 AM
Love it, thanks UM!!
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