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Title: The Love Calculator
Post by: Wed2Him?Whatever. on April 24, 2012, 12:54:58 PM
http://www.lovecalculator.com/

Finally, a scientific way to determine whether you should keep standing or give up!

Forget the articles!  Counseling shmounseling!

http://www.lovecalculator.com/

I guess it's time for me to end my stand because I typed in mine and my H's first & last names, as directed, and it was calculated our chance of a relationship is only...
1%
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: LeaveThePastBehind on April 24, 2012, 12:57:03 PM

OMG just what I needed. Now I will have all of my answers. Ha ha. Let me go see what it says.

26%
"The chance of a relationship working out between e & j is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it."

Watch it be like 80% o.k. go for their names.

Nope. 24% for H & Op.
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: learningtoexhale on April 24, 2012, 12:59:04 PM
Hahahahaha!!!!  It said me and H = 96% chance, H and OW = 15% chance  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Thanks for the laugh, this is great!
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: StillStanding on April 24, 2012, 01:02:47 PM
OK, I'll play. :)

My and my wife: 82% (could having the same last name be a factor? :P)
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Standing in Patience on April 24, 2012, 01:03:30 PM
83% is the number I get. Hmmmmm, just keep standing...
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Chrysalis on April 24, 2012, 01:09:09 PM
Well, apparently I might as well give up as my ex and I have only a 16% chance of a good relationship, whereas he and OW are 79% likely to have a good relationship.

I then tried him and his ex-wife (they really hate each other).  They are 85% likely to have a good relationship, so I think it may be back to the drawing board for Dr Love! ::)
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Wed2Him?Whatever. on April 24, 2012, 01:11:18 PM
OK, I'll play. :)

My and my wife: 82% (could having the same last name be a factor? :P)

No, because I only get 1%.  When I switch to my maiden name, it goes up to 29%.

According to ol' Dr Love I doomed my relationship chances by 28% when I married.
:P
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: With Hope on April 24, 2012, 01:19:50 PM
Depending on the combination of names I put in, I get anywhere from 1% - 52%!  So regardless not great.  I tried full name (using first, middle, last) with maiden name and then without middle names, etc. 

Guess I'm doomed!
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Mitzpah on April 24, 2012, 01:29:32 PM
I got 82%! But it said I needed to work on my relationship!
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: LoveMeMyself on April 24, 2012, 01:29:58 PM
Okay, I just "played".  Me and my ex H - 72%.  Him and his other two OW's both in 30% range.  Even put his first ex wife's name in and got 52% .  So he and I got the highest score.  Now if he will just pay attention.  Ha, ha.  Adding some much needed fun to all this is healthy.
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Ready2Transform on April 24, 2012, 02:15:46 PM
Ha!  Great diversion!!  Well my H and I stand a 43% chance, but he and the OW have only a 34% chance.  Yet, he and Minnie Mouse have a 78% chance (I'm going to avoid the obvious Goofy joke here, and just hope she's not in MLC and ready to cheat on Mickey!)!
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: I believe in angels on April 24, 2012, 02:37:01 PM
This is good.  Me with my married name and H have 38% chance.  Me with my maiden name and H have 85% chance.  My H with his normal name and ow have 95% chance.  My H alias nam,e and ow have 67% chance.  So basically when my normal H comes out of his mlc ow will be off-loaded but with difficulty.  It also says that my old marriage is dead and I have a better chance being a new single person in a relationship with H.  Lol.
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: onedayatatime on April 24, 2012, 03:37:10 PM
I think the love doctor is a quack...

Using my maiden name, my exh and I scored 95%.  It did state that we need to continue to work on the reln by spend time together and communicating ... a little challenging since he is a vanisher  ::) 
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: hobo1 on April 24, 2012, 03:40:13 PM
lol, 85%, but do i put my ex's maiden name? :)
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: kikki on April 24, 2012, 04:10:03 PM
well - 92% with my married name, but goes down to 15% with my maiden name, which I use for work.  Ha!

H and OW? 26%
What a genius the love doctor is  ;D
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: LearningIamOk on April 24, 2012, 05:05:29 PM
Ok, I played. With my married name, I get a 15% chance. With my maiden name I get 14%. So I guess 31 yrs married is not empirical evidence that we can have a relationship. Dr Love knows all. Thanks for the laugh. ;D
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Wed2Him?Whatever. on April 24, 2012, 05:27:21 PM
lol, 85%, but do i put my ex's maiden name? :)
Put whichever one gets you the better results!  Dr. Love ain't gonna allow technicalities to interfere with SCIENCE!

I actually put in my husband's name with Skank Ho as name #2 and got an 85%!  I tried it with "MLC" as name #2, and got 87%!

So if I really want my marriage to work, I have to legally have my name changed to Skank Ho or MLC.  Thanks a billion DOC LOVE!
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Anjae on April 24, 2012, 06:32:27 PM
This is fun.  ;D I got 39%, we're a bit doomed ...  ;)

OW2 and husband have 23% chances and OW1 and husband 62% chances. I think he has let go the woman of his life: OW1!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: readytofixmyselffirst on April 24, 2012, 10:05:38 PM
Well, my w and I are 65% and her and om are 15%!!!! READY RULES !!!!!!

READY IS HOT!!!!!!!! WAHOOOOO I am BAD!!!!!

FORGET STANDING!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO BECOME AMERICA"S NEXT SEX TOY!

Okay, Fantasy over. When I typed I thought it was a register of my appeal and I thought it meant I was hot with 65% of all women.

I am a dork :)

The only thing I get to look forward to is updating my profile from 46 to 47!

Have a good night
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: moc on April 24, 2012, 10:17:21 PM
Yeehaw - wifey and I are 83%

Like to see this SCIENTIFIC METHOD put to use.  Did anyone else have KISS playing in their head with "Calling Dr. Love"?

Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: needy-clingy-not! on April 24, 2012, 11:06:24 PM
I got a 16%  ;D
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: HeyJude on April 24, 2012, 11:28:07 PM
well if only my semi vanisher knew the odds...99%...! must be just a matter of time... i'll stand back up..! thanks for the laugh...
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Wed2Him?Whatever. on April 25, 2012, 08:26:47 AM
Well, my w and I are 65% and her and om are 15%!!!! READY RULES !!!!!!

READY IS HOT!!!!!!!! WAHOOOOO I am BAD!!!!!

FORGET STANDING!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO BECOME AMERICA"S NEXT SEX TOY!

Okay, Fantasy over. When I typed I thought it was a register of my appeal and I thought it meant I was hot with 65% of all women.
I typed in Ready as name1 and All Women as name2: 77%!!  Way to go, hot stuff!!
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: readytofixmyselffirst on April 25, 2012, 04:16:47 PM
I RULE !!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the self-esteem boost!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: readytofixmyselffirst on April 25, 2012, 04:19:24 PM
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Finally, a scientific way to determine whether you should keep standing or give up!


Just a question from a really sad and desperate man, did you mean to post keep standing or give it up?

Just wondering and very hopeful from a man with 77% rating whose own wife made him turn around so she could change after surgery. Heck, I paid $250 for the co-pay and didn't even get to first base.

I am pathetic.
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: xyzcf on April 25, 2012, 04:25:50 PM
96%........whatever that means  :D
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: Wed2Him?Whatever. on April 26, 2012, 06:58:50 AM
Just a question from a really sad and desperate man, did you mean to post keep standing or give it up?

Just wondering and very hopeful from a man with 77% rating whose own wife made him turn around so she could change after surgery. Heck, I paid $250 for the co-pay and didn't even get to first base.
I post, therefore I am. ??? ???
I don't even know why I post what I post.  I just know Dr Love gives me and my H a 1% chance (and that's probably because he doesn't give out zeroes). :P :P :P :P
$250?!?  That has to at least be worth a ground rule double but I'm not an expert.
Title: Re: The Love Calculator
Post by: LeaveThePastBehind on April 26, 2012, 07:05:54 AM



Here's another fun site (http://www.ifate.com/)... the tarot section is very cool. Not that I take any of that seriously ( did I really have to say that?  :)  )