Midlife Crisis: Support for Left Behind Spouses
Archives => Archived Topics => Topic started by: terrified_in_TN on January 10, 2015, 04:47:03 AM
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After some of the hysterical thead's I've see lately, I though *maybe* it might be fun to create one, and everyone can jump in and participate. I have seen all these deep psychological "relationship compatibility" tests on a couple dating sites, and in my opinion, they are all garbage. They don't get to what is REALLY important for r compatibility. So I have been working on devising my own. Feel free to add. I will start, and for kicks, I will give MY answers:
1) Toilet Paper-Over or Under?
My A: Over, unless you own a cat, then then choice is obvious!
2) Boxers or Briefs?
My A: Briefs
3) Marital Bed-Left half or right half?
My A: Trick question-there is no such thing as a man getting "HALF" the marital bed!
4) Toilet Seat; after the male finishes-up or down?
My A: Up!
There is a start...
-T
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1) Toilet Paper-Over or Under?
My A: Over, unless you own a cat, then then choice is obvious!
I agree
2) Boxers or Briefs?
My A: Briefs
I agree
3) Marital Bed-Left half or right half?
My A: Trick question-there is no such thing as a man getting "HALF" the marital bed!
I don't hog the bed. I hog the blankets
4) Toilet Seat; after the male finishes-up or down?
My A: Up!
Well this one the ex didn't do. He was too lazy to stand up to pee so he didn't leave the toilet seat up
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1) Toilet Paper-Over or Under?
My A: Over, unless you own a cat, then then choice is obvious!
I agree
I agree
2) Boxers or Briefs?
My A: Briefs
I agree
I agree
3) Marital Bed-Left half or right half?
My A: Trick question-there is no such thing as a man getting "HALF" the marital bed!
I don't hog the bed. I hog the blankets
I'm a tosser and turner. Right side
4) Toilet Seat; after the male finishes-up or down?
My A: Up!
Well this one the ex didn't do. He was too lazy to stand up to pee so he didn't leave the toilet seat up
Down
Can't think of anything to add right now...but it was fun. :)
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1) Toilet Paper-Over or Under?
My A: Over, unless you own a cat, then then choice is obvious!
I agree
I agree
Agree. Some dogs require under as well.
2) Boxers or Briefs?
My A: Briefs
I agree
I agree
G-string. ;)
3) Marital Bed-Left half or right half?
My A: Trick question-there is no such thing as a man getting "HALF" the marital bed!
I don't hog the bed. I hog the blankets
I'm a tosser and turner. Right side
Im not particular, but do not make me have the top sheet tucked in.
4) Toilet Seat; after the male finishes-up or down?
My A: Up!
Well this one the ex didn't do. He was too lazy to stand up to pee so he didn't leave the toilet seat up
Down
Not particular. I'm perfectly capable out lowering it when I need it.
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1) Toilet Paper-Over or Under? - Under
2) Boxers or Briefs? - Briefs Very European briefs!
3) Marital Bed-Left half or right half? - Right half is mine!
4) Toilet Seat; after the male finishes-up or down? - Eat your heart out ladies - Down!
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So far so good, but feel free to add to the list...eHarmony eat your heart out-we will make our OWN compatibility test.
Here's a few more to ponder:
Driver or Passenger?
My A: Driver.
Short or Long hair on your spouse:
My A: Long
Clean Shaven, or scruffy?
My A: Scruffy
-T
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Driver or Passenger?
My A: Driver
I agree with the way the ex was driving? Sorry I had to be on meds to get in a car with him
Short or Long hair on your spouse:
My A: Long
Spouse no spouse: short.
Clean Shaven, or scruffy?
My A: Scruffy
Depends..I love the feel of a mans clean shaven cheek on my face. But sometimes scruffy looks pretty good.
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Long hair, mousey blond please.
lf she's safe , she can drive .
Bed , yep , this ones a worry seems l spent the last 4mths of my marriage on the couch , due to getting no bed at all , no covers at all , and no effing sleep at all . And our bed was 8ft wide , all hers and we had separate covers - both hers haha . So um , l have no idea how l will solve the bed issue should l ever have to share it again.
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This is fun. I need to practice to fill the forms out when I get my courage up!
Driver or Passenger?
My A: Driver.
I chose to drive as before MLC he drove like a little old lady and after BD he drove like a 17 year old boy racer! White knuckles and nail marks in my palms!
Short or Long hair on your spouse:
My A: Long
Short
Clean Shaven, or scruffy?
My A: Scruffy
Depends on the face :)
-T
Toilet seat up or down is not a matter of choice in my house. It has to stay down or the dog drinks from the bowl :o