Hello Ursa,
I would like to place an order for the hottest pepper you possess to be made into some sort of paste or oil that can easily be....rubbed onto items that will be touched by my MLCer used to liven up my life.
I think the 500,000 Scoville sound like they might be a good option and sufficient for the job.
Regards,
Morte
You know this is MLC when you have played emotional hot potato with a pair of crotch-less tights.