[Biscuit]

I liked your use of words in conjuring up the Land of F&^kwittery, Treasur.

I've now got a mental picture of a beautiful technicolor vista, with a sunrise illuminating a golden road leading to a castle. As we jump into a close shot we see that the road is not made of gold - the sun just made it look like that and it's in fact made of dog s&^t. I'm picturing a musical number with our spouses dressed as tin men and lions and what not singing "Follow the Dog S*&t Road" as they trudge through increasingly deep s*&t towards the castle as the sun turns to a storm and the colour drains out of the scene.

We are of course, the wicked wizards and witches - intent on spoiling their party.... and there's flying monkeys (not ours).




 

[Treasur]

    I may never hear that famous song in the same way now, Biscuit….

On Hollie’s thread I think, as opposed to here? But hopefully a useful metaphor for a few LBS or one that encourages them to create their own that works….

[KayDee]

I liked your use of words in conjuring up the Land of F&^kwittery, Treasur.

I've now got a mental picture of a beautiful technicolor vista, with a sunrise illuminating a golden road leading to a castle. As we jump into a close shot we see that the road is not made of gold - the sun just made it look like that and it's in fact made of dog s&^t. I'm picturing a musical number with our spouses dressed as tin men and lions and what not singing "Follow the Dog S*&t Road" as they trudge through increasingly deep s*&t towards the castle as the sun turns to a storm and the colour drains out of the scene.

We are of course, the wicked wizards and witches - intent on spoiling their party.... and there's flying monkeys (not ours).

Well, if I am allowed to be (uncharacteristically) earnest - I would say we are Home. But I did rather like the Wicked Witch of the West - great sense of humour!

[Bigfoot]

I liked your use of words in conjuring up the Land of F&^kwittery, Treasur.

I've now got a mental picture of a beautiful technicolor vista, with a sunrise illuminating a golden road leading to a castle. As we jump into a close shot we see that the road is not made of gold - the sun just made it look like that and it's in fact made of dog s&^t. I'm picturing a musical number with our spouses dressed as tin men and lions and what not singing "Follow the Dog S*&t Road" as they trudge through increasingly deep s*&t towards the castle as the sun turns to a storm and the colour drains out of the scene.

We are of course, the wicked wizards and witches - intent on spoiling their party.... and there's flying monkeys (not ours).

Thank you. I needed the laugh. 

[UrsaMajor]

We are of course, the wicked wizards and witches - intent on spoiling their party.... and there's flying monkeys (not ours).