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#20: March 03, 2014, 11:16:41 AM
I just watched the schmoopie videos again....and OMG I love No5.  I almost peed myself at work. ;D
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Re: More Schmoopies
#21: March 05, 2014, 07:51:05 AM
"Schmoopie, I will bake your kids cupcakes, that will make them love me"

HA HA HA!!
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Re: More Schmoopies
#22: March 05, 2014, 08:42:48 AM
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I just watched the schmoopie videos again....and OMG I love No5.  I almost peed myself at work. ;D

Ahem....CC - watching them at work?  :) Shall I tell your boss? ;)

Which one is the 5th one?  I like the one with too many kinds of cheese on the lasagna.
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Re: More Schmoopies
#23: March 05, 2014, 11:27:36 AM
Hey Trusting,

HRU?

Boss was "at a meeting" ::) that day.  It was a Monday and you know he is always unavailable on Mondays as Wh*ore doesn't work that day, so they play happy families.

Yes, No5 is the cruel to dairy products episode......and all the names under the sun.  Hence, the peeing of the pants at my desk  ;D
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“ If I am not for myself, who will be for me?  And if I am only for myself what am I?  And if not now, when?"
Hillel – Sayings of the Fathers 1.14
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Re: More Schmoopies
#24: March 05, 2014, 12:00:12 PM
Hey Trusting....No3 is actually the cruel to dairy products and No5 is the Potty mouth.....however, both made me LOL!
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OW="Dung Beetle" she is pushing around poop like it's a real treasure when we can all see it's just a pile of sh$t.

“ If I am not for myself, who will be for me?  And if I am only for myself what am I?  And if not now, when?"
Hillel – Sayings of the Fathers 1.14
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Re: More Schmoopies
#25: March 05, 2014, 04:27:43 PM
CruiseControl,

Doing okay here, too busy.  How are you?

Oh, yeah - the cruel to dairy products. I actually watched a couple of them again today since it has been awhile.
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Re: More Schmoopies
#26: March 05, 2014, 05:45:58 PM
My girlfriends have watched the shmoopie videos with me and we've come up with several favorite sayings now:

1. She's Bat $hit Crazy.
2. She can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
3. Shut up or I'll make you 4 cheese...no wait...5 cheese lasagna.

The list actually goes on and on. I sure hope RainbowGal is right and that this really is representative of the MLCer/OW relationship.

There should be an episode depicting the drama of how often the MLCer and OW break up and make up.

Another great episode would be how much money the OW is able to suck out of the MLCer before the MLCer ever catches on that their "love is real" as long as he has $ to throw her way.
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