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#40: January 23, 2020, 12:52:32 PM
Well, we are just trying to be fair and balanced. 

Helpingme, are you volunteering to help keep things fair and balanced? Perhaps you have some knowledge and expertise being naughty?
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#41: January 23, 2020, 01:04:22 PM
Ha, fair and balanced is good. 
It just hurt my feelings that middle aged guys were beat out by guys in their 20s.  Lol.
Lp, I just had to throw some humor in.
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#42: January 23, 2020, 01:14:07 PM
Now my feelings are hurt that you won't help out in my quest for fair and balanced. 

If you would, perhaps Watcher and Standing Strong and Ready would help as well since they are all athletes?! 

I'm just saying, well, a knight in shining armour helps out a damsel(s) in distress, right?



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if people won’t listen to you, there’s no point in talking to people. If they won’t listen, you’re just banging your head against a wall.

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#43: January 23, 2020, 02:50:45 PM
Just got one about an opportunity to file a lawsuit for injury in an airbag malfunction. "Airbag Malfunction" is probably the one thing I haven't called my ex's crisis, but I find it to be incredibly accurate!

I tend to get a mixed bag of "why men pull away", "how to be irresistible", chat rooms for girls who are waiting for me, trips to Belize, how to stop a midlife crisis (run off to Belize?), and how to install an ad blocker to stop seeing ads (which I would guess is expensive malware). Getting them at the top, and a window I have to close on each page at the bottom. On PC on desktop and laptop.
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#44: January 23, 2020, 03:31:25 PM
Seriously, “airbag malfunction” needs to become our new euphemism for MLC.
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#45: January 23, 2020, 07:50:58 PM
Quote from: Helpingme! on January 23, 2020, 07:54:22 AM
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There are buff middle aged men too, lol.
I have ads all over mine also. I thought it was just me.

Helping - I am willing to possibly consider some buff middle aged men - are you volunteering to stop at the tanning salon and oil up for a photo op?
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#46: January 24, 2020, 03:10:17 AM
Lp
I have a damsel in distress. Atm I can't help her. So apparently I'm not that shining. So I'll keep trying.
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I'll have to decline. If you or any other woman has high expectations that there is hot, oiled up, and tan middle age guys? I don't want to be the guy that ruins it.

It's Friday. Yall ladies have a wonderful weekend.

I do see everyone's point. The ad above the message box as I was typing was how to tell if your spouse is unfaithful.  Lord knows I had enough examples of that.
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#47: January 24, 2020, 03:38:30 AM
Helping -
Every girl can have a fantasy or two.
I also have a fantasy that I will win Lotto.
But I know the difference between a fantasy and reality -
Hence I rarely buy a Lotto ticket.  :)
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#48: January 25, 2020, 07:03:12 AM
Well tangentially the ads are getting closer to me, kind of.  Today I got women of Odessa wanting to meet me that prefer men over 45.

OK I'm not a man, but I am Russian and over 45.  So closer?  Well sort of!
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#49: January 25, 2020, 08:52:53 AM
Well I have METS tickets and nutri systems.

I wonder what you search for to get those other ads? :) :) :)
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