[UrsaMajor]

I'd change #6 from

6.  Tap into the sisterhood ( Lie to your best girlfriends and only hang out with your divorced friend to wallow in self pity in your fantasy land)

to
6.  Tap into the sisterhood (hang out with the group of enablers that tell you what you want to hear to reinforce your fantasy/revised history and slag off the ones that tell you the truth)

[HeavenlyFocus]

I like your revised #6 better UM.  Reading the articles in this thread allowed me to vent internally and I still look back at the past 3 years in disbelief sometimes of everything that has happened.
HF