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My Story Thread 37 - Blended, not stirred
#70: November 16, 2021, 07:27:08 AM
UM- can I say that your responses on threads are a dose of humor with reality that is beyond amazing. It literally makes me laugh each day due to them. There is a lot to say about being able to laugh at the craziness!!

Thanks... My specialty is the velvet-covered 2x4.... Reality but a cushion to take some of the sting out of it...
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Thread 37 - Blended, not stirred
#71: November 18, 2021, 04:20:40 AM
Another graphic that is SO true.....

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Thread 37 - Blended, not stirred
#72: November 18, 2021, 12:30:33 PM
I remember this one, UM. So true.
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Thread 37 - Blended, not stirred
#73: November 19, 2021, 12:06:19 AM
I remember this one, UM. So true.

I saw this on the page of an Episcopal Bishop in the southeastern US that I follow and thought... "Oh yeah...."
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Thread 37 - Blended, not stirred
#74: November 29, 2021, 07:21:11 AM
And another one for thought.....

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Thread 37 - Blended, not stirred
#75: November 29, 2021, 07:43:06 AM
Ursa, Truer words have not been spoken.

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#76: November 29, 2021, 07:53:25 PM
Ursa,

Saw this and thought of you. (Pic might only show up on computers, not on phones.)



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#77: November 30, 2021, 03:39:55 AM
Ursa,

Saw this and thought of you. (Pic might only show up on computers, not on phones.)



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#78: December 30, 2021, 10:16:12 PM
I'm on a computer and the picture isn't showing up.  Neither is JB's.  Weird.

Anyway, just catching up.
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#79: December 31, 2021, 05:04:22 AM
I'm on a computer and the picture isn't showing up.  Neither is JB's.  Weird.

Hmm, not showing up for me anymore, either. I forget where I linked it from, but I thought the site would archive it locally. Anyway, it was a cartoon of a bear being tractor-beamed up into a UFO, captioned, "The aliens soon discovered that the hairy humans didn't take kindly to probing."
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