On the lighter side:
Ol' Johnny B finally discovered that you have to HEAT THE WATER BEFORE PUTTING IT INTO THE FLIPPIN' BREADMAKER to activate rapid yeast. After 4-5 years of maybe not reading the instructions (although I could swear I did it right at some point), I have something resembling fluffy, delicious, fresh bread. (I'm still testing different starting temperatures to get the best rise, given heat loss to the baking tub.)
Now back to your regular programming.
Everything has a beginning and an end. Life is just a cycle of starts and stops. They're ends we don't desire, but they're inevitable and we have to face them. That's what being human is all about. -Jet Black, Cowboy Bebop