L&S..... you're definitely in the running for craziest..... but someone's husband used the line "I know she's a ow, but she needs me..." and I think it still might be tops in my book, LOL!!
RE: Breaking OW's heart.... heard this one only a month ago when I asked why he went to OW's for her birthday.... "Because even though I'm breaking up with her for life, I didn't want to break her heart on her birthday...." two weeks prior to that, he spent HIS birthday with her... when asked WHY he would do such a thing, when his kids had to write "happy birthday Daddy" on his FB wall... his answer? "Because she did something really nice for me (threw him a party... no agenda there!) and I didn't want you and the kids doing anything for my birthday since I don't deserve it...." Ok, and how did he justify spending MY birthday with OW, after giving me the big buildup about how perfect and wonderful he was going to make it this year?... "Why are you upset? It's not like SHE knew it was your birthday!!" ummmm.... unless she checked my FB page, which I'm pretty sure she did since she's threatened by me...