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#40: November 06, 2013, 04:24:25 AM
Yes that's the script!  They all get that imprinted on the brain when MLC strikes  ;)

Tips & Tricks … remove your MLCers number from your phone and e mail list so it will have to be a deliberate effort to contact them … or if you have a problem with this, then file them under ZZZMLCer so they are at the bottom of your contacts list.

I have my MLCer filed that way, and if/when he calls a photo of him looking totally stupid comes up … so I don't get too angry!! Remain calm. Try not to laugh at MLCer though … they really dislike that, and it is disrespectful after all!! lol.

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#41: November 06, 2013, 05:31:54 AM
i have mine as Pinocchio , and the picture is pinocchio and the ring tone from the film the one that goes "ive got no strings to hold me down to make me smile or make me frown "

after all he is a liar lol
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Re: MLC for Dummies - Tips, Tricks, and Total Fails
#42: November 06, 2013, 05:44:45 AM
i have mine as Pinocchio , and the picture is pinocchio and the ring tone from the film the one that goes "ive got no strings to hold me down to make me smile or make me frown "

after all he is a liar lol

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#43: November 06, 2013, 05:48:53 AM
Very funny Echarle … guess his nose is really long now … would be great if this really happened, then we could see in the future just who the honest people are!!

( just kidding … would be quite weird, ok if they regretted their actions and the nose shrank again!!)
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Re: MLC for Dummies - Tips, Tricks, and Total Fails
#44: November 06, 2013, 06:01:25 AM
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has anyone read this link  http://midlifeclub.com/midlife-for-dummies.htm

you need to scroll down , its like a pi$$ guiding a man /women how to behave when having a MLC


I saw this, or something very similar to this, posted elsewhere on the forum / archives. The sleeping on the edge of the bed cracks me up because she use to do this. I swear, she was only using 6-8 inches of the edge of the mattress  ;D !! Still don't know how her @$$ never fell on the floor, LOL! Sometimes I just wanted to give her a nudge with my foot  ;D!!!

I am still new to this game but learning as quick as I can; Detachment, Truth Darts, appropriate contact levels.....when all else fails just smile and keep moving forward!

She has already "read" most of the chapters it appears!


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Re: MLC for Dummies - Tips, Tricks, and Total Fails
#45: November 06, 2013, 07:19:03 AM
Yes, love that MLC for Dummies.  Hit me after I started the thread ::), and I totally forgot until last night.  Oh well, this is our version.  Love that though, as it makes you feel how could it be anything else, I laughed as so true.

I used to put H as ****H, literally, not using *** as profanities, in this case only.  That way, he was at the end of the end of the list.  His name used to be next to my friends, and when he was here, the odd time I sent him a text meant for her, and it was always something about him, which he would take the wrong way.

I then made up names to add either side of hers so it wouldn't happen again ;D

Now, H isn't even in my phone at all.  Deleted with a capital "D".  Gonzo! 


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Re: MLC for Dummies - Tips, Tricks, and Total Fails
#46: November 06, 2013, 07:46:59 AM
Our Version is better ,  wouldnt mind know what im in h's phone as lol
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#47: November 06, 2013, 07:48:47 AM
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Our Version is better ,  wouldnt mind know what im in h's phone as lol
Yes it is ;)  I bet he has you as  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Re: MLC for Dummies - Tips, Tricks, and Total Fails
#48: November 06, 2013, 07:53:41 AM
lol  i thought maybe  8)

im prob still Wifey lol

never let the buggers grind you down ,  thats another tip
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Re: MLC for Dummies - Tips, Tricks, and Total Fails
#49: November 06, 2013, 07:56:42 AM
My H probably has me as Bee-otch
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