[crazyjourney]

Just had to go looking for this thread to post a line I received in a recent email.

Here it is.......

I do feel ancient sometimes, but daft enough to enjoy been immature.

Well I hope that one cheers you all up today lol.

x

ps. that was the spelling of been, should be being I would think.

[Musica]

I do feel ancient sometimes, but daft enough to enjoy been immature.

Yes absolutely Bat **it crazy. Amazing how they follow the script isn't it.   xxx

[SSG]

Just found this humor thread today and was reading through I and II   

I found the Soulmateschmoopies hysterical!
This was my favorite:

http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/category/animations/blameshifting/


I read where a few people did some "not so nice things" or wrote things they would like to do.

On one of my husbands visits in October, while he was out for the day, I took his Viagra pills from the secret compartment of his shaving kit and placed them on an electric heater for 1 hour (100 degrees)...

Doubt he and OW had much fun for the following few weeks. 
My triggers also lessened during that time

SSG

[rover77]

definitely a classic

[sobeit]

Toughtimes. I did have a giggle at the cooked Viagra.
I am happy that random acts of revenge are not exclusively mine.

[toughtimes]

I think it was standing strong for Germany, so if you heat up Viagra it doesn't work? That's hilarious!

I on the other hand have not really done anything particularly naughty, I did use ha towel to clean under a ladder that hadn't been cleaned for months possibly years, then put it back on the rail!

There is humour in mlc sometimes.

Tt xx

[SSG]

Literally any medicine, when exposed to high heat for a long time...is rendered useless.

I could not help it.  Before BD, he was impotent for several years.  He brought up to OW (on FB Messages) that maybe 'down the road, if they live together and he has ED, and needs something like Viagra, what does she think?'  OW replied all men were silly with those thoughts and she doubts that will happen to him.  And when they live together, they won't be so hungry for sex like they are now. (That statement prob. did not make him happy)

I have vowed to take the 'high road' in this turmoil, but it does not mean I cannot impede my H's path a little. 
And it really did help with the triggers for the weeks following that visit.

SSG

[Albatross]

Time to resurrect this thread.

[Riddle]

The main thing to remember through all of this is that their unhappiness is ONLY due to US, and
WE are the cause, so must be made to suffer AT ALL COSTS, AT ALL TIMES!!

Even if they leave and maybe realize it wasn't us, within seconds, they will create a situation in that overloaded head of theirs, that will once again, bring the blame back to the loving LBS. 

Snowdrop, this one just bears repeating!

[Returned]

It is hard not to want to hope that they are going to suddenly recover.

I used to respond to requests for contact and hang on every word.

Then I realized he was using contact to tell me how unimportant I was to him, how he didn't care about my feelings etc. In other words he was using contact to spew.

Do not allow your H to abuse you psychologically. If he can't treat you well, then avoid him until he can. (whenever that is)