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#120: January 26, 2011, 08:27:39 PM
More....warning...these are angry......

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7564001/
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#121: January 26, 2011, 09:13:36 PM
They are angry, but I still like hearing the disconnect between the cheating husband and his behaviors.... the way that cheap flattery is always at the forefront as well as the wife not paying enough attention to him... the way the cheater always affairs down.... waaaaaaaaaay down... what a slap in the face! Also, the part about texting, etc. and using the pet names... during our hyperbonding period, my husband was sexting and texting me and calling me "my love" which broke my heart because it is an endearment I would much prefer to "honey".... not hard to figure out he was sexier and more romantic toward his OW :'(
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#122: February 05, 2011, 04:11:20 AM
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#123: February 05, 2011, 05:33:35 AM
From one of the UK LBS:
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Man is a woman's best friend.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait...... sorry.......

 

I'm thinking of wine.

It's wine that does all that.

Sorry.


I'll order a crate....

 

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Re: MLC Humor
#124: February 05, 2011, 05:59:51 AM
LOVE IT!!
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#125: February 05, 2011, 03:23:29 PM
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
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#126: February 05, 2011, 03:31:09 PM
TOOOOO FUNNY!!!
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#127: February 05, 2011, 03:42:47 PM
not wanting to be left out..

I was married 25 years, one day i looked at my wife and said,
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"Sweetie, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde."

"Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things, what has happened to you?"

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to, "Go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde," and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV."

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid life crisis.
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#128: February 05, 2011, 07:30:19 PM
When ever I have the "doubts" that mine is having a MLC, MIDLIFE for Dummies comes to mind and the doubts go away. I just love it.

Mermaid, I think they lose, and now I know why I drink wine

bewildered, thumps up on that one

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Re: MLC Humor
#129: February 10, 2011, 10:38:15 AM
Bumping up for Synicca.... :)
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