[rediscover]

Everytime I see this thread pop up I picture H driving by looking for a boat...
maybe the pirate looks like Johnny Depp?? 

LOL!

[In this for ME]

OK Here's some of the stuff:

Around Thanksgiving:

BY Still:
"Well, makin' a turkey beats, the tv dinners we usually have on Thanksgiving."

I'm not a violent person, but a couple drumsticks might just inflict the right amount of pain on a disgruntled guest. 

Then stormrider:

Still!

I am trying to work out exactly what you are suggesting FHO do with those drumsticks!!!!!!


Forever hopeful one then posted:


Hahaha - thanks for the laugh Still and SR!

Not having turkey this year; going to make a pork roast.  I'll tell ya where I'd like to shove the mashed potatoes though - oops, did I say shove?  

Xoxoxo


Then Still posted:

FHO,

I'm thinking a well-placed turkey baster just might get those taters to just the perfect spot!

[In this for ME]

Here's Readys list:


I have researched the archives  and there are exceptions to the Golf Club rule in the situation the MCLer does not golf: (There is no order or limit to your responses/actions. Feel free to do one or more of the following)

1. Favorite couch/easy recliner may be burnt to a crisp (be sure to check local ordnance on public burning)
2. Reprogram the remote. Then on a count of three, smack him on the forehead with the remote. It causes great pain and public humiliation. "Say George, why is there a big red welt on your head with the word on/off written backwards?"
3. Take his tool box and bury it in the backyard. Remind him that one of your boundaries is not to help him look for anything that is missing. (Make sure while he tears the house apart, you read a magazine or talk on the phone then entire time.) Another twist on this is to take out the batteries of all flashlights.
4. Baseball bat may be substituted for golf clubs as long as it is a Louisville slugger
5. Favorite guns and rifles may be turned over to the authorities to be burnt/ melted ( When confronted, "Oh, honey you really didn't want me to hang on to that shotgun, did you?"
6. Destruction of all underwear is acceptable, removal of down from jackets in cold weather climates, and smacking him with shoes is acceptable. However, destruction of sports jerseys is not acceptable unless approved through an open vote of this forum. However, permanent stains are allowed.
7. When faced with no other options, one may select one stone weighing no more than a pound and smote thy MLCer in any location that the LBSer feels justified in striking the offender. This is the ready rule and be warned that once you do the ready rule, be ready to do some hard time.
8. These rules may be added to or reduced by forum members at anytime.

(((Hugs)))

[forthetrees]

I apologize in advance and warn you about strong language- but you gotta laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV-RbmLc3Ss

[In this for ME]

PEED MY PANTS!!! Too funny!! I LOVED THIS! My d18 said " Are those really those horses names?"
 

[xyzcf]

Oh My!!!!! I am outta here..gotta run to book club. Thanks for the chuckle..the things I would not have found funny before!

[Synicca]

hahahaahahahahaha Just LOVE LOVE the video FTT!!!!

That made my day!!! 

[forthetrees]

Please check out this site: http://damnyouautocorrect.com/

I laughed so hard i cried.

[Shantilly Lace]

LOL
I love that type of thing

[LettingGo]

Heard Joel Osteen tell a joke this morning when I turned on the TV....

A man tells the preacher just before his wedding that if he will just skip over all of that love, honor and obey stuff in the wedding vows, he will give him $100. Come the wedding day, the preacher says "... and do you promise to bow down before and worship your wife in every way and wait on her hand and foot for the rest of your lives?" so of course the man reluctantly says "I do" and gets on with the wedding, but later, at the reception, he says to the preacher "How come you said all of that stuff in the vows? I thought we had a deal that you would leave out all that love, honor and obey stuff and I would give you $100!!" and the preacher tells him "We did, but your wife offered me a much BETTER deal!"