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#150: April 07, 2011, 09:03:39 AM
Here is a new Schmoopie video.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXK_XyGRymg&feature=player_embedded

Is OW the bigger person by 20 or 30 pounds? Will they all be friends now that everything worked out for the better?
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Re: MLC Humor
#151: April 07, 2011, 10:37:09 AM
I don't really know if they're fictional but I believe moonlocks went to greenland....and when the H talked about his wife going to BALI with her bikini and only one pair of shoes....and that she looked HAPPY   ;D ;D 8) ;D ;D ;D ;D well I did a little internal cheer for her...cuz I hope it's autobiograhphical....really....really hope. 

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These videos make my day

She is going to BALI!  Yay moonlocks and she does plan to take one pair of shoes and a convertible dress that can be worn twelve ways!   What a lady I tell you...inspiring. 
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Re: MLC Humor
#152: April 07, 2011, 10:44:33 AM
Hey, I bought one of those dresses in Hawaii! BUT, I can't figure out how to wear it even ONE way, LOL!!

I've thought about using my own sitch to make one of those videos, but Moonlocks does it best, so there's no point!

I love that she is still seeing the disconnect in her husband with him being whipped by OW, even though his attention is still on his wife... sorry, I mean ex-wife, LOL!!

By the way, you can go to the website and sign up for new videos to be sent to your email... I think it's the video making website.... just check the info on Youtube.
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#153: April 07, 2011, 08:03:10 PM
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#154: April 23, 2011, 03:07:31 PM
Had to bump this..

Does anyone remeber the whole "Rollercoater Ride" page on the inet was as to how to drive your spouse nuts and what the address of that was?
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#155: April 23, 2011, 06:19:37 PM
Init,

Are you talking about Midlife for Dummies?
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#156: April 23, 2011, 08:57:40 PM
I'm not sure..I think it was worded like it was talking to an MLCer..Like how to cause the most confusion and anxiety in your spouse. Answer every question with "I don't know".
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#157: April 23, 2011, 09:00:17 PM
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#158: April 27, 2011, 11:44:06 AM
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle light, put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local Realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.

She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home......Including the curtain rods.  :o
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Re: MLC Humor
#159: April 27, 2011, 11:52:10 AM
I have read this before but I still lmao everytime!  Good one LGO! 
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