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#190: June 27, 2011, 07:44:16 AM
Bumping up for Newbies.... this should be required watching if you're new to the board, LOL!!

If you're new, click on the link and start at NUMBER ONE and watch in order.... for the rest of you old timers, here's a NEW one....ENJOY!!

http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/2011/06/27/part-15-my-ex-wife-is-a-zombie/
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#191: June 27, 2011, 07:53:27 AM
OMG this is hysterical. make cupcakes for the ex wife's ex children---the ow is soooo crazy lmao ;D
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#192: June 27, 2011, 09:57:40 AM
This woman is a genius methinks......
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#193: June 27, 2011, 10:11:25 AM
Yet she does abuse cheese and mixes sausage and apples. ;D
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#194: June 27, 2011, 12:59:07 PM
sorry to not agree with everyone but this youtube on revenge I think is sad not funny!!
the hatered and vengeance these people felt show they are not dealing with the situation - yes they are victims of someones selfishness and disregard for their feelings but an eye for an eye has never helped anyone heal!!
Just IMO and I know I am probably alone ....... but who's the winner here? and how do the women who retaliated look .. no dignity or self pride?

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#195: June 28, 2011, 04:54:54 PM
OMG Shantilly......I just read your story!!


ROTFFLMFAO!!! Now that almost made me pee my pants!!!!!!  :O)
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#196: June 28, 2011, 06:14:30 PM
Ya know, I did recieve cupcakes from OW a few weeks ago. 

Seriously.

She sent cupcakes.

There really is a script for this isn't there?
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#197: June 28, 2011, 06:19:28 PM
Somewheres on my thread waaaaaaaaaaay back last year there is a story of a time when H brought cupcakes by and I was VERY confident they were sent from OW as...well I just knew but he said they were from somewhere else.

Anyway I texted him and said

OH my goodness were the cupcakes sitting in your car.  I just had one and I feel so sick.  I HAD TO THROW THEM AWAY.  Thank God I didn't give them to the kids  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sometimes in MLC we get to have fun too and I'm actually getting to the point where I can enjoy a bit of it...really
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#198: June 28, 2011, 06:37:13 PM
LMAO!!! You just cant make this sh*t up!!!! I'm telln you!!!
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Re: MLC Humor
#199: June 28, 2011, 07:07:41 PM
Love it!
 ;D ;D ;D
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