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#20: September 01, 2010, 04:21:54 PM
This thread is so fun! I'll remember to reread if I get down!!  lmao!! Thanks everyone!
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#21: September 01, 2010, 06:31:09 PM
FHO, I got a huge kick out of the sayings, LOL!!!

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MLC for Dummies was great and its right on the mark, helps me to remember he is in crisis and a dummy

This had me rolling in the floor because of its simple truth! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!


Mercury, I know you probably didn't mean that to be funny, but it struck me as hilarious. :)
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Re: MLC Humor
#22: October 01, 2010, 10:04:30 AM
In LNA's thread, I suggested that she could do some things to increase the amount of confusion that her H is experiencing, in an effort to speed him through the tunnel. It was meant in jest, but I thought it could be a good way to relieve some stress by brainstorming more suggestions. Try to keep it light and fun; no fixiating on OPs, suggesting bodily harm, etc.

Here is my original list:

  • Repainting the living room in the middle of the night
  • Taping the kids to the ceiling
  • Flipping the hinges on the doors so they open outward instead of inward (or vice versa)
  • Moving all of the furniture in the bedroom to "rotate" the room 90 degrees

And a few more:
  • If the MLCer calls you, answer the phone like you are placing a take-out order. ("Hi, I'd like a large pepperoni pizza with black olives. Can I get breadsticks?
  • Plant a lawn flamingo in the front yard; every night, move it a little closer to the front door
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Re: MLC Humor
#23: October 01, 2010, 10:06:01 AM
I have found that just being logical creates the most confusion.... :o
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Re: MLC Humor
#24: October 01, 2010, 10:09:59 AM
Making the lounge the dining room and vice versa.
Changing the number on the door.
Pulling up all the shrubs and planting flowers.
Having a butler  :o
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#25: October 01, 2010, 10:10:35 AM
Smile....like you know something they do not. They then get to try to figure out WHAT you know.
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#26: October 01, 2010, 10:13:01 AM
Storm

I like that one and will def try it  ;D
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#27: October 01, 2010, 10:17:38 AM
JA,

If you have a talker, they will then start to bring up all the topics they don't want you to know about, to see what one you seem to know about! Just smile every time a new topic comes up, and around we go again!
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#28: October 01, 2010, 10:27:43 AM
Boy this made me smile.

My old H was never a talker. Maybe the new one will be! I'll try it anyway.  8)
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#29: October 01, 2010, 10:35:03 AM
SR, I have tried that one - smiling like I knew something.  He really couldn't figure out what was up! ;D
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