[kikki]

SP -  Sure will let you know how my friends get on executing that love bite!  She made me laugh - she's a bit of a hoot!

Pretty lame - but when H had just left and I had no idea he was living with OW - wasn't I a naive little thing back in those days! - he was so full of himself and felt so entitled to keep talking about this blonde bimbo all of the time (sorry to those lovely LBS that are blonde, but I'm brunette and it is a bit of a cliche).  (he used to come home every day until I put a stop to it) - I was so outraged at his out of character behaviour, that I threw a full cup of tea in his face while he was sitting in a chair. It was luke warm by that stage, but the shocked look at my out of character behaviour was priceless.

I was thinking I would have loved to have punched him full in the face, but he was so psycho, didn't risk it!! 

[Foxberry]

OMG, I love this thread!

I've never done anything at all either to H or his PB.... (OW) but now my H is threatening me (through my S) that if I get rid of any of his possessions including clothes - he will have me arrested for THEFT??  Hello?  What the UK now has the Clothing Police does it??? I can just imagine the Police coming round to my door and saying "Hello Mrs ... - we understand that you have in your possession 3 pairs of trousers, 15 shirts - 2 pairs of shoes and a dress suit that your H wore on your last cruise together - is this true?"   "Of course Officer - come in - guilty as charged!"  WTF!!!!!!

Hell - WILL - freeze over before that MF gets any of his stuff out of MY house after 12 months with his PB!!!!

Yahooo!!!  The Karma bus i Cuming around!!!!

Lots of mischievious love and hugs
Foxyyyy Lady  xxxx

[Moving Forward]

Oh I have just remembered something I did to scupper his plans (albeit indvertantly) - I found about 12 USB sticks in his drawer once when I was putting his underwear away - I thought they were there in error so I put them into the 'could come in handy drawer' in the kitchen - it was about 6 months later I went to use one and it was filled with our photographs from our computer - in retrospect he wanted a copy as part of his leaving plan and I'd tidied them away!!

[BonBon]

What a delightful thread!
Love the lap tea!
 

[SpecialK]

Love it FB, that really made me laugh   

SKx

[Foxberry]

 
Foxxy xxxx

[StandandDeliver]

Yes, like the tea incident  .

"Hello Mrs ... - we understand that you have in your possession 3 pairs of trousers, 15 shirts - 2 pairs of shoes and a dress suit that your H wore on your last cruise together - is this true?"   "Of course Officer - come in - guilty as charged!"  WTF!!!!!!

PMSL!!! Have you arrested! For having his clothes, that HE LEFT, in your house???

My H boxed up all the family photo albums and "put them away" for the children. Like our kids are going to reminisce fondly about our marriage when they are grown up ( he left when S was 5 and D was 1), they are going to barely remember we ever DID live together unless he comes back, the big freak. And if he doesn't chances are I will meet someone else and THAT person will be the man they associate fondly with family life. Fortunately I had already found the forum by the time he said that and kept my lips zipped.

One of my most memorable moments was when H was trying to "bait me" right before mediation, 1 week after leaving. He kept saying (in monsterish accusatory tones), "I am not crazy you know". I kept replying, "no, I don't think that you are crazy". He kept repeating it, though, like if he said it enough he could get me into a full-blown argument about his sanity. Thanks to the discovery of this site, I just let it go...

I should have arrived at the next meeting with a big white straight jacket to give him whilst continuing to  say "no, no, I don't think you are crazy, there, there, shhhhhhhh..."

[kikki]

Now S and D, maybe you got lucky and managed to get one of those 'thoughtful' MLCers after all.  How sweet of him to put away the photos for the children   

Love the 'crazy' speech.  My H, after admitting on many occasions that something is not quite right with him, that he burnt out, that he had a 'break down', BUT has also said on many occasions in a very accusatory tone 'my biggest regret is ever agreeing to your idea that I'm crazy and that something is wrong with me - you've made the boys scared to be with me' (yeah right - like they don't have eyes and ears of their own - they are very mature and astute teenagers!!)

[OliveOyl]

S&D thank you for this thread!!!  I have tears coming down my face......from laughing!!!!!!

I wrote this ad and was going to post it on Craigslist:

FREE SPOUSE

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Looking to give my spouse to another home. Nice to look at, works alot. Tolerates some children, but don't let them be heard. He likes to spend time with friends and work, so very little time is needed.

Warning: This spouse is high maintenance, very insecure. The time you do spend together will be spent cauldling his ego. The money he makes is spent on himself, so don't think he will actually share a life with you. If you're interested in a shallow relationship at no cost to you, you can pick him up at the corner of Loser Street and Hopeless Avenue.

[StandandDeliver]

Brilliant OO!!