[Shantilly Lace]

Most likely too late but

Goodnight Ma!

[OldPilot]

The following was posted on a MENS MLC website that I am on.
I hope it does not offend anyone here but I got a good chuckle from it.



The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors & the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'


So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.  (keep reading!)

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex & have money & like beer.


The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

[In this for ME]

D17 just found this joke online:

What do you do if your ex is bleeding, limping and crying in your backyard?

Take a deep breath...aim ...and try again

[Shantilly Lace]

 

[LifeGoesOn]

Warning! only watch for a laugh (naughty words not for kids or those easily offended by such)

This is only one of a series!

MyWifeKnowsEverything

[watching and waiting]

LOLOLOLOL
That just cheered me up big time, :
Still chuckling, my kids think I have gone mad!!!!!

HUGS

[justasking]

This is the first animated story of my H and OW showing how blissfully happy they are  He too has moved into her house as they hare soulmates and love each other lol.

HENCE THE DEPRESSION AND AVOIDING HER 

xx

[justkeepmoving]

OMG, thanks for cheering me up.  We can only hope this is their reality !!

[Buggy31]

Yes VIRGINIA there is a SANTA CLAUS....and sometimes he brings presents before Christmas Day and wraps them up in "not so pretty packages".....thanks for delivering LGO (AKA CHRISTMAS ELF)....it is HYSTERICAL....really. 

[Love being on higher grounds]

Nice! really portrays their thoughts well! AND just how much sense they DONT make!