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#70: December 21, 2010, 07:26:52 PM
LOL!  Hilarious!  Thanks for posting!  :)
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#71: December 22, 2010, 10:37:26 AM
Very funny!  LGO, I had to laugh about your H and the beef jerky. ;D
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#72: December 22, 2010, 12:30:09 PM
OMG! I am laughing so hard I really might pee myself!!  I only watched two so far but I can't wait to see the rest...you are genious and I appreciate your amazing humor.  The funniest thing is, my H would LOVE these...maybe someday when he's in his right mind, lol! (though he doesn't yet have a soul schmoopy...so he might not get it yet.)
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#73: December 22, 2010, 02:17:43 PM
Okay.....duh.....I'm I just getting this NOW  :o :o :o :o. LGO ARE YOU THE CREATOR OF THOSE FILMS.....oh my goodnes...BRAVO....my friend if that's the case....really
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#74: December 22, 2010, 06:33:40 PM
Quote from: Buggy31 on December 22, 2010, 02:17:43 PM
Okay.....duh.....I'm I just getting this NOW  :o :o :o :o. LGO ARE YOU THE CREATOR OF THOSE FILMS.....oh my goodnes...BRAVO....my friend if that's the case....really

Gosh no! I am not moonlocks! I can only take credit for finding this and posting the link for all of you to enjoy. Although, any one of us could have written it! Anyone up for a MLC version???
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#75: December 22, 2010, 09:01:43 PM
I have been dealing with this type of crazy talk for days... thank you for finding these and posting!! It might even be better than "Midlife for Dummies"!! They say the stupidest things with the most sincerity!!
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#76: December 22, 2010, 09:37:32 PM
RCR, I did laugh so hard, I ALMOST peed.  Wow, what a great way to end my work week.

Thank you!!! Too funny, and makes us all feel like we are just fine, aren't we?  Our spouses are NUTS!!!! ;)
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#77: December 22, 2010, 09:49:11 PM
"We are so happy." "You are perfect" "Do you want to have sex now"

That about sums it up for these relationships...
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#78: December 24, 2010, 06:23:46 PM
Have some fun with your pet photos- google elfyourself jib jab and you can choose from a couple of elf dances with your favorite pet´s mug. Experiment and you´ll have some smiles.
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#79: December 24, 2010, 06:41:54 PM
My sense of humor went this way on my thread:

Well he stopped today finally came across with some money so we can enjoy the holiday. I was at work and didn't see him.
I went to put something in the fridge and saw V8 juice in there, and asked the girls where that came from and then d17 said look at the counter - and cheese popcorn was there also.

These two things are my favorite snacks. He knows this.

My outdoor faucet was dripping but it's frost free supposedly..anyway I guess he went downstairs and drained the pipe so it wouldn't burst.

So do I thank him for the snacks and the faucet or what??

Every damn time I thank him for something he always replies with "I don't know where this is going"
So help me god if he replies like that I'm gonna go shoot him.
Any suggestions??

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Well, do the opposite and don't bother to thank him. He'll probably bring it up and you will be the bad guy again, LOL!! Merry Christmas...

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Well I figure it this way.

I'm not going to thank him. Then if he does bring it up I'm going to reply:

I figured if I thanked you that you would say "I don't know where this is going" and if you said that one more time- I was going to shoot you and I thought I'd wait until AFTER a major holiday to do that"

Someone has to put the thanksgiving turkey baster thread back up I almost peed my pants with that one!!
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