It's a crime to the universe to be this unhappy
You never asked me about my ideas, never asked me where my ideas came from
Ow is not adultery, it happened after I left you (told me he's leaving Saturday, watching Before Sunrise to 'steal his nerves' Sunday night. Monday she sends an email staing which movie she wants to go and see at the cinema that night!
I'm not leaving the kids I'm leaving you
Oh I could go on ....
Love the dogs too fat one and what a total rubbish wife you were cooking too much and super dog, how dare you control your H with your face! I got something similar, about the looks I wounded him with.
Think this one breaks from script as I haven't heard anyone bust this one out:
Me: if you've been so unhappy for the past ten years why did we have two kids, but a flat, get married?
H: I don't know Stockholm Syndrome?
And;
You stopped me from flying in an aeroplane, I was so unhappy with you for 14 years I never bothered to tackle my fear of flying. (Forget the fact that in order to get funding for his business he had to fly to America to see fund raisers, which incidentally never happened because his business has not reached the dizzy heights he thought it would. He managed a flight to Jersey though, 30 mins flight at a cost 2,500 if we factor in the hypnotherapy
)
This thread is brilliant to remind us IT IS DEFINITELY MLC!