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Off-Topic Guilty Pleasures
OP: March 31, 2014, 05:41:18 AM
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Did I win the prize for the most ridiculous MLC statement ever made? 8) I am so glad others find the hilarity in the comment. How I kept from laughing at him is beyond me except the entire conversation was completely bizarre.

Well it's got my VOTE!! I can't hardly BREATHE I'm LAUGHING SO HARD!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Oh!! This is just classic!  Thank goodness we can all still laugh  ;D ;D ;D! I don't think it would be possible to find a bigger d!ck than our current Hs and the way they are behaving!

Ok NOW here's a challenge!!!..I'm pretty sure the ex wouldn't measure up as being a threat to the "below the belt" situation ....But he's a 350 pound 6'4" d!ck with feet..anybody got one bigger than that?
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Re: Guilty Pleasures
#1: March 31, 2014, 05:52:40 AM
Omg in it..that I'd freaking HILLARIOUS!! N the Pen!$ one..is CLASSIC!! ;D ;D. You all are great and yea it sucks to hear this stuff n go through this however..were looking back on some n laughing. That's the best part I think.  ;)
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Re: Guilty Pleasures
#2: March 31, 2014, 12:16:32 PM
Good that we can still have a sense of humor about it.   As is said a lot on here...you really can't make this $hit up! ;D
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Re: Guilty Pleasures
#3: April 29, 2014, 09:32:17 PM
The Pen!$ one is a new one.  :o :o :o And speaking of Pen!$es, my guy recently asked me to go shopping for a device to provide him with more GIRTH. I kid you not! I told him I never had an issue with his girth...and he always said I was so tight. I can only assume the OW is a little...ummmm...roomy??

We had this discussion during a time when he told me he was eating CELERY to aid his sex drive. At the time, I thought maybe it was working too well, as everything he talked about got spun around to something sex related. The sex talk quit rather abruptly a while back so I can only assume that he forgot to buy more celery. ::)

What will they think up next?
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#4: April 29, 2014, 11:41:20 PM
Early on in this I looked up magnesium and zinc deficiency in depression and sex life due to effects on hormones.

He said it's fine. He just are some peanuts. I said did it give you a boner!

It's hard not to joke with them. They have no sense of humour at the mo though.
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#5: April 30, 2014, 03:04:09 AM
So I will never be able to look at celery quite the same way. Wish I had known about that when H was struggling with ED!  :o

Almost can't believe he asked you to get him a sex aid...except this is MLC and nothing is really all that surprising.
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That's was some f*cked up sh!t! I don't ever have to do that again!

Why are you holding on to that? How is it serving you?

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#6: April 30, 2014, 06:46:18 AM
Oh, he asked! It was via text so I was free to giggle all I wanted as I typed that he didn't need more girth with ME so we didn't need to shop for that. Pretty sure at the time, he was planning to try it out with me, as he kept insisting that I would like it if he was bigger. I can only assume that OW doesn't find him to be big enough so I made a big point of saying that his size was always perfect for ME. I can't resist when it comes to stuff like that. A few weeks before that, he asked if I would try having him & a toy at the same time. All I can think is she must be cavernous in there. The toy requests got pretty annoying though, so I finally told him I never wanted to be asked about toys again because I don't want or NEED them if I am with him and his constantly bringing it up was like he was telling me all about their sex life. Haven't heard about them since!
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#7: April 30, 2014, 06:52:17 AM
Quote from: Arghhh on April 29, 2014, 11:41:20 PM
Early on in this I looked up magnesium and zinc deficiency in depression and sex life due to effects on hormones.

He said it's fine. He just are some peanuts. I said did it give you a boner!

It's hard not to joke with them. They have no sense of humour at the mo though.
I have been taking magnesium glycinate at night & it is AMAZING! I sleep better than I have in years! It helps with stress & headaches too.
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#8: April 30, 2014, 07:01:47 AM
"Cavernous" made me laugh so hard for some reason.  I know this is MLC and nothing is too crazy but it always amazes me how they want to talk about sex with us and be complimented when they are clearly either with someone else or looking.
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#9: April 30, 2014, 07:45:04 AM
"Cavernous": LOVE IT!
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That's was some f*cked up sh!t! I don't ever have to do that again!

Why are you holding on to that? How is it serving you?

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