[patience.of.a.saint]

"Cavernous" made me laugh so hard for some reason.  I know this is MLC and nothing is too crazy but it always amazes me how they want to talk about sex with us and be complimented when they are clearly either with someone else or looking.

He had me do some updates on his iPad and so I was snooping in his Safari favorites and found that he had saved a link to a website for exercises on how to make it LONGER too. So, with the need for girth AND length, "cavernous" is all I can think when it comes to OW. 

He also tells me repeatedly that I give better blow jobs than she does...and when I asked what he was gonna do since he'd no longer be getting the good ones, he told me I'd go down a few notches on the totem pole.   

So, yes, it is amazing what they feel they can tell you while with someone else. Guess that's what he thinks "friends" are for!

[bookwrmmom]

It is crazy how the script is so predictable:

ILYBINILY
Sorry I ruined your life.
I know I am ripping your heart out, but I can't help it.
This has nothing to do with another woman, there is not even anyone I am interested in (epic lie).
You just need to let it go and move on (excuse me but I just found out about your ow it will take a few minutes to digest).
I am almost relieved now that I have told you. Really great for you... (that he was leaving-denying OW during BD).
Find someone else and move on.
God doesn't like ugly (when I threatened to sue his ow for alienation of affection).
God bless you for what you have done to me (because I wouldn't sign closing papers on a house i will never live in).
God said turn the other cheek, this is me turning my cheek. Do whatever you want to me and I will take it. (Same text about not signing closing papers on our new home)

I mean you just can't make this $hit up!

[Medusa]

"Cavernous" made me laugh so hard for some reason.  I know this is MLC and nothing is too crazy but it always amazes me how they want to talk about sex with us and be complimented when they are clearly either with someone else or looking.

He had me do some updates on his iPad and so I was snooping in his Safari favorites and found that he had saved a link to a website for exercises on how to make it LONGER too. So, with the need for girth AND length, "cavernous" is all I can think when it comes to OW. 

He also tells me repeatedly that I give better blow jobs than she does...and when I asked what he was gonna do since he'd no longer be getting the good ones, he told me I'd go down a few notches on the totem pole.   

So, yes, it is amazing what they feel they can tell you while with someone else. Guess that's what he thinks "friends" are for!

DA, I almost spit all over my keyboard! Can I please have that website so I can ensure that any future boyfriends do not meet H's requirements of being smaller than him? 

I got similar comments regarding sex. I am convinced mine did it to hurt me and try to drive me away because he felt so guilty/needed to have something else to wallow about. When we were in the cake-eating period, he would say things like "you're so bony, but I can get used to it". Geeze, first you're b****ing that I'm too fat and then that I'm too thin. Make up your mind!

Good to know yours isn't the only one entitled to BJs. Out of curiosity, what would his reaction be if you demanded he reciprocate?

It is crazy how the script is so predictable:

ILYBINILY
Sorry I ruined your life.
I know I am ripping your heart out, but I can't help it.
This has nothing to do with another woman, there is not even anyone I am interested in (epic lie).
You just need to let it go and move on (excuse me but I just found out about your wh*re it will take a few minutes to digest).
I am almost relieved now that I have told you. Really great for you... (that he was leaving-denying OW during BD).
Find someone else and move on.
God doesn't like ugly (when I threatened to sue his wh*re for alienation of affection).
God bless you for what you have done to me (because I wouldn't sign closing papers on a house i will never live in).
God said turn the other cheek, this is me turning my cheek. Do whatever you want to me and I will take it. (Same text about not signing closing papers on our new home)

I mean you just can't make this $hit up!

I have something similar to everything on your list. What I finally find funny is how they just keep changing their mind when we don't cooperate. 

[patience.of.a.saint]

I wish I knew what the website was, as I'm sure it would be good for a big chuckle, but I was in a hurry to get done so he wouldn't find out I saw it.

Mine has no complaints about ME in the sex department, at least none that I am aware of. He'd be here in a heartbeat if I was so inclined to send him a naughty text or two. I wouldn't have to demand a thing...but, he's decided we should be friends with benefits so he would think he's doing me some kind of favor if I did ask, so I'd never ask. 

I'll admit to allowing the occasional cake-eating just to remind him how good he had it, but it has to be his idea.  I'm bad...I know...but he's damn good.

[really???]

I wish I could let h do some cake-eating but that's just what he wants. H ow is thousands of miles away. So that's out, h tried once since he came back from ow's country in March. I just politely moved away from his arm and kept on walking. Since that day h has been a different person. Ooops sorry we are " just roommates" wanted to say it but didn't, needless to say h got the message. I just wish h would talk to me about any thing other than work.

[patience.of.a.saint]

Be careful what you wish for...mine spent the duration of a 3 hr road trip looking for zombie & cartoon character porn to show me & when he wasn't looking at that, he was looking up coldest & hottest places on Earth to add to his beloved iPhone. Then he spent the rest of the day keeping me informed of the weather in said places. When he got bored with that, he thought he should drive and I could give him "road head"....ya, cuz I got SO turned on by zombie porn & the weather report??    I'd have given anything for a conversation about his work that day.

And yes, you read that right...zombie porn. I am SO not making this up! He's a special brand of crazy, my MLCer is. Luckily for him, I realize that besides his MLC, he's overdosed on Adderall, which adds to the crazy.

[really???]

Oh no, I really never thought about how that sounded. I really should watch what I wish for. Well my h does avatar porn. he actually sat in the living room and thought I couldn't see what he was doing. H was doing all the things he could never do in real( whatever that is in MLC) life. It is quite pitiful, but if thats what he wants so be it. This i swhy h had to meet someone in a chat room. I know h is shy and always thought it was kind of cute. I don't find anything about h cute anymore....LOL

[Medusa]

OW sends mine anime porn. Made my skin crawl. He told be before BD and OW that he could watch porn all day. Yet another part of the script. I'm now wondering what it is with at least some of them that they get fixated on sex/porn. What's happening in their head besides running? I can't help but wonder if its another type of control issue since so much porn is male-focused.

[holdinon2hope]

Talking about porn..S17 said when he was on Ow's phone there was tons of porn on it  . When I was sleeping with H while he was with Ow when he 1st left he said he liked having the lights on..that was new n complained I never limed having them on. 

Well excuse me, when H cheated so much your self conscious of your body and feel bad about yourself why have the lights on?!?! 

Anyway it seemed to be Ow that was into the porn..unless both of them were watching it
  Who knows.

[patience.of.a.saint]

I think mine just likes to see big boobs. That's pretty much all the zombie porn was...zombies in fishnets with big boobs. All I could think was that this is a very disturbed man....and I really had to wonder what the OW really thinks of all that. If I were 6mo into a new R with someone who showed me that one day, I think I would be a little concerned. Then again, she's not all there either so maybe she likes it. Who knows?