[spock]

This was about 6 months after I moved out, H randomly asked if he can stop by and said "got you 24 rolls of toilet papers because they were on sale" LOL

[Lovingmom]

My MLC said as one of the reasons why I never made him happy was because when he first told that he loved in 1994..I did not say it back.  Never mind that that since that day he has received daily I Love u's and we had been together since 1994 and married since 2000.  Talk about reaching for something to justify bad behavior....

[pacasam]

On BD my H said that he required his house to be spic and span spotless and that I couldn't keep it clean enough for him.  Note: I was picking up after a 2 year old otherwise known as my H...to call him a hoarder is an understatement.  The only things he did at the house was sleep, shower and watch tv...otherwise I did everything else. A month after BD he came back to decide what he was going to take and what he was going to leave.  He had the nerve to tell me (in a 6 year old voice and bodily manners) that I need to clean under the sofa and do the best that I can.  Note thie sofa was one of those types with recliners on either end and when he still lived there he even expected me to move it with him sitting ON that very sofa....as in he wouldn't move.  After I got evicted after BD H complained that it took 4 of them to move that sofa outta the house and that he didn't realize it was so heavy.  My comment to him was "look it only took me and another person to move it in the house..what's the problem?"

[Thunder]

I think the silliest thing that my H said was..."Oh you'll find a bf within 3 month's.  You'll find another 21 year old." 

I met him when he was 21 years old....32 YEARS AGO!  

I just looked at him like he had 2 heads!  He was dead serious.

[pacasam]

*chuckling* you must look darn good thunder!!!  And he thinks he looks like dog poop!!

[bluerose]

    Mine said that he wished i would cheat on him so he would have a reason to hate me.

[Thunder]

Yeah, I must of, huh?

I mean what 21 year old wouldn't be smitten with a woman in her 60's?   

I actually asked him that, his answer...."Well, I'm just sayin'..."   

Completely delusional.

[80Geo]

Took the W to lunch one day and she said:" I don't want people to think I just took off doing whatever I wanted and left you holding the bag." Well dear that's kinda what you did.

After being the sole financial provider and doing at least my share of the housework/parenting for 14 years I was told: "You demand all of this respect but do not do anything to earn it" I've made no such demands.

"When I have my kids I'm going to be the best mom I can be and when I don't I'm gonna do whatever the firetruck I want to"

"I'd make a great sex therapist" No dear, you must first overcome your fear of the light and inability to have sex more than 30 minutes after a shower.

"you've been running around since you left trying to make me look bad" Again, nope. You're doing just fine on your own with that.

A few weekends ago while moving HER out of the rental home 2 days AFTER the lease expired: " I wouldn't mind seeing you every once in a while"

"If I can get my real estate license and sell just one $180K house all my problems will go away"

And just last night: "I'm the main bartender at restaurant where she works, in the industry that's kind of a big deal. Everyone there loves me" She is the main bartender....of an 8 seat bar....in a restaurant that features coffee and cheesecake, not spirits.

[Tragiccomedy]

Here's a few of the crazies thrown at me:
"I want to be with someone childlike. Adults should get to play everyday." (Super ceepy given he works with teens)

"You just aren't passionate about hiking." (Seems like a very logical reason for leaving a loving wife of 23 years)

"I want to study Buddhism."(I am really open-minded about faith, but was the first I'd heard of it.)

He had been really depressed, so I asked if he was thinking of hurting himself...His response complete with a smug grin..."Don't worry, I'm pretty fond of myself!" (Narasistic much?)

Oh, it feels good to laugh....!! They are all such sick clowns!!

[maomina]

Ex "I'm now a vegetarian
Me "and what did you eat today ?"
Ex" chicken soup and so hungry I want to eat that guys burger "