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#20: July 01, 2016, 06:05:55 PM
I can't stop laughing! Keep them coming. I love the cartoons.  ;D
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#21: July 01, 2016, 07:08:13 PM
Love that Calling Heart!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#22: July 01, 2016, 08:39:44 PM
Here's one for the standard MLC 
Visual:  Two young kids holding hands standing in the surf on the beach

Outside of card:  If I could go back in time to before we met, I'd look for you and find you sooner


Inside of card:  So 25 years later I could say: "I Love You But I'm Not in Love With You" and totally firetruck up your life!!!

Happy MLC
ILYBNILWY,  ___________
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#23: July 02, 2016, 04:53:24 AM
Well, I go on vacation and look at the fun I've missed! :)

My contribution is very, very large and shaped like a Pen!$. The exterior reads, "They say size matters." The interior reads, "Congratulations on becoming an enormous d!ck!"
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#24: July 02, 2016, 05:03:46 AM
Yes Really, Schmoopies.   :)

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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#25: July 02, 2016, 05:16:02 AM
Good one Medusa ;D ;D ;D..How about on the outside the words:

"I've met some pricks in my life".

Then a southwestern theme inside that reads:

"But you sir are a effing cactus!"
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#26: July 02, 2016, 06:19:49 AM
The cartoons are fantastic!  Love them!  Going to look at Soulmateschmoopies again  - haven't been over there in a while.

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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#27: July 02, 2016, 07:56:47 AM
The outside of the card has a picture of a toilet and says "Thinking of You"

Inside:   
On this day as I repair the broken toilet flange, I couldn't help but stop for a moment and treasure the thought of You.

LOL

PS --Medusa !! I love your pen!$ shaped card idea !!!
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#28: July 02, 2016, 08:11:52 AM
I saw this on FB last week and sent it to the ex:

Happy National Ex's Day
I would wish you the best, but you already had that!

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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#29: July 02, 2016, 08:22:55 AM
Yep an arm with a toilet brush in its hand on the front swishing the bowl
with a "Thinking of you inside"

Or one the outside the words:
I tried to forget about you

inside reads:

But I keeping seeing dog $h!te and garbage cans and it reminds me of you.
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There are two ways of spreading light:
Be the candle; or the mirror that reflects it

Don't ask why someone is still hurting you; ask why you keep letting them.What you allow continues.

At some point you have to get sick of going through the same sh!t.

Women are NOT rehabilitation centers for badly raised men. It is not your job to fix ,parent, raise or change him.
You want a partner not a project.
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