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Off-Topic Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#50: July 12, 2016, 04:39:16 AM
Congratulations!  (Outside)

You have hit a new low (inside)

Insert picture of hell.
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#51: July 12, 2016, 05:05:06 AM
THAT's the ticket..> Got a winner there...
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#52: July 12, 2016, 09:25:48 AM
Love it Jay!!
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#53: July 12, 2016, 04:35:58 PM
Absolutely great submissions you guys!  Keep 'em coming!!
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#54: July 12, 2016, 07:26:12 PM
MLC Marching theme:
Left, left, left, right , left
I left my spouse, our pets and our children alone in the kitchen, emotionally bereft
Without any compunction left, left, left, right, left.

Toilet paper tube crafts: make one look like a trash can. Add paper dolls that look like the lbs and other lb family members. Put the paper dolls in the TP tube trash can. Add the saying:"To remind you of your finest hour." Or better yet, make a  trophy worthy of being placed on a desk. And send it to them at work.

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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#55: July 14, 2016, 02:16:18 AM
The card for 2 MLC'ers in an affair.....

(Could you picture a more ugly scenario than THAT?)

Two little MLC'ers
Sittin in a tree,
K - I - S - S - I - N - G
First comes limerence, then comes stories
then come the lies and it really gets gory....

Welcome to he||....
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#56: July 20, 2016, 08:02:34 AM
Outside of card:  I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. 

Inside:  I really thought you already knew.   
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#57: July 20, 2016, 08:09:45 AM
Quote from: stillbaffled on July 20, 2016, 08:02:34 AM
Outside of card:  I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. 

Inside:  I really thought you already knew.

THAT is good!
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A "friend" will not "stand by you" no matter what you do. That is NOT a friend. That is an enabler. That is an accomplice.
A REAL friend will sit you down and tell you to your face to stop being a firetrucking idiot before you ruin your life and the lives of those around you.
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#58: July 20, 2016, 08:12:09 AM
Courtesy of Shadoe (with a slightly free license):


Outside: Picture of a foggy coast line and the text "I'm sorry you're having trouble seeing things clearly"

Inside: "Try getting your head out of your a$$. It isn't a hat!"
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Me - 61, xW - 54
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Divorce final 30 August 2019
Moved on in life
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A "friend" will not "stand by you" no matter what you do. That is NOT a friend. That is an enabler. That is an accomplice.
A REAL friend will sit you down and tell you to your face to stop being a firetrucking idiot before you ruin your life and the lives of those around you.
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#59: July 20, 2016, 08:14:57 AM
Quote from: UrsaMajor on July 20, 2016, 08:12:09 AM
Courtesy of Shadoe (with a slightly free license):


Outside: Picture of a foggy coast line and the text "I'm sorry you're having trouble seeing things clearly"

Inside: "Try getting your head out of your a$$. It isn't a hat!"

You both get a high five for that one!    ;D
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