[Mitzpah]

With Hope

He's said most of the classics too...only I've gotten to hear the Spanish versions of many of those beloved MLCer lines. They don't sound any better in Spanish by the way!!

FWIW, I have heard them in Portuguese! All the classic lines... It appears that MLC knows no boundaries

My h. now uses my name (before he would always call me love, lovey, etc - you get the picture, NEVER my name) except last week in an email he said hello It was a nicer email so maybe he reserves my name for monster outbursts

[Mamma Bear]

  Mitz...like a parent when they say Catherine Ann Margaret.... they say the FULL name bc they are mad!!!   lol

[In this for ME]

Too bad you never loved me, you never wanted me....(on & on). "Now you try to keep me with guilt tactics and hatred.  Who wants to stay for that?"

Faith- the last part of the sentence ( in red) about trying to keep him is how he feels about OW right now more than likely.

The first part of the sentence "Never wanting him yadda yadda" is what they have to feed themselves to make the break.

And they hang onto that delusion like they hang onto the edge of the bed 

 OW feeds the delusion and gives him all the "poor babys"  reneforcing the "She never loved you, I love you so much yadda yadda".. ( pass the barf bag)

[Wed2Him?Whatever.]

Me: You better not have given me a STD.
H: That's impossible. OW hasn't had sex in 10 years. I'm her first.
Me: How is that possible?
H: Well, OW is so beautiful, that she's gotten really good at fending off the attention of other men.

Gag a maggot.

My H stopped using my name too.  A few months after BD I was trying to talk to him a bit about what was happening in our relationship (HUGE mistake) and I said his name twice inside of a few minutes, he was like "Stop using my name!"  Like I put holy water on him!

[With Hope]

Mitzpah - I thought that EVERYTHING in Portuguese sounded good...guess the MLCer can even make Portuguese sound bad.  Nuts.  (Eu falo um pouco portugues mas compreendo muito...it is such a beautiful language.)

[Mitzpah]

With Hope

Mitzpah - I thought that EVERYTHING in Portuguese sounded good...guess the MLCer can even make Portuguese sound bad.  Nuts.  (Eu falo um pouco portugues mas compreendo muito...it is such a beautiful language.)

LOL!
The problem is not the language but what is being said, I guess, and MLC is ugly.
Great to meet another Portuguese speaker! 

[In this for ME]

Yeah... not only ugly but multilingual- Oh Joy 

[With Hope]

I like your perspective Mamma...it is like when we say the kid's full name when we are mad or want their full attention!  H doesn't do it as much anymore...because he rarely says words to me at all since I apparently no longer exist...but in the beginning it was "With Hope...blather, blather, blather...".  I used to LOVE it when he would say my name, if introducing me to someone or something...he has an accent and there was a particular way he said it that was different from everyone else.  NOW it sounds like a drill sergeant..."With Hope, I'll be dropping off D2, two hours late because I feel like it...".  Barf. 

[Faith]

My H said this to me in an email today referring to our daughters.  I was trying again (unsuccessfully) to work out a holiday visitation schedule with him.

"They haven't suffered loss of anything except the fact that their father isn't living in their home"   

It's not really in the "funny" category, but shows how sick and completely VOID of compassion or reality he is.

There are some days I am just overcome with guilt for the father I chose for my kids.

[moc]

All, wow, did I need this thread...wished I had found this months ago.  You all are cracking me up and putting a huge smile on my face.  Thank you so much for continuing this.


So some on my side...

*found receipt for hotel stay with OM and confronted W.  Stated she had never been to that hotel and the OM must have put that in her purse as he rides a motorcycle and didn't have a place to put his wallet.  Sure...I am sure he put more than his wallet in your "purse"*

*W said that OM wants to watch me and W having sex.  Hmm, let me see...no, derranged!*

*W said recently that S23 had hurt her feelings very bad and he needs to have remorse and apologize for his transgressions...um, repeat that again really loud and look at me when you say that*

*W during early stages after BD would text with "..." and emoticons.  S17 told her to stop and calls her the "dot dot dot" woman.  I called her the "teenage texting terrorist"*

*W asked if she moved away and worked in another state that I would let her stay with me when she came to visit the kids...yeah, right since you are paying child support and entitled to suck up more of my resources*

*W and I before BD have always called each other by nicknames...after BD she did for some occasions call me by my first name and when I did the same to her she was quizzically surprised.  She asked why and I said it is disrespectful to me to call me by my first name and so if we are going on first name basis so be it.  She said she always calls me by my first name...rewriting the verbal history*

standanddeliver "I think it would only be possible for us to get back together if we were divorced..."
same here, since MIL had MLC, divorced FIL...years later to remarry each other...should have seen this coming when we married anyway

Metal...ha ha ha, love my teenage wife tag line...i cant stop laughing at that...agreed

*W continuously states that she looks in the mirror and sees her mother staring back at her...no, she doesn't look like her mother at all (ew, thank God) but it is really funny how she acts just like her mother and can barely stand her mother anyway*

*W told kids in a monster event that if she wasnt informed of what they needed, she couldnt provide or try to provide...nice one, since I have tried to ask for things that I want/needed from her but she will not comply*

*W: I can't stand liars...hmm, didn't you lie about OM continuing even after admitting you were "done" with OM...yep*

*W: I want another baby, I am almost at the age where I am too old to have one.  I want a dog, I want a cat...um, which is it...how about a baby cat or a baby dog...will that suffice?  Come talk to me when your brain is not full of rainbows and unicorns when you grow up*

*W: it just happened...sure like was said in here and I mentioned to her...so all of a sudden both of your clothes flew off and you both fell down, tripping over something and tab a fell into slot b right?...she didn't like that one bit*

If I have more or think of more...I will update.  Keep up the humor all...great therapy.