[Thundarr]

Wait.....so, maybe if we had all belonged to book clubs then....nah!

Lottie, those are very unique!!

[Glimmer]

In the early days my H said he wished he could hate me. It would make things easier for him.

Also when he was with OW1, he said 'Wouldn't it be great if you could meet someone. Then we could all go out together as friends.  

[superdog]

I have some new ones from just this weekend.

"you brought this all on yourself", for being a bad wife.

"Ask yourself why I like OW, you need to take a good hard look at yourself"

"are you actually questioning my fidelity and my morals, you're insane"

" you bullied me, the emotional blackmail was unreal"

No wonder I throw myself out  of planes and off bridges !!!!

SD
x

[brokenhearted]

Throwing himself off bridges and out of planes, controlling someone with your face, not joining a bookclub....lol, I know this is so sad for all of us, but it is all soooooooo crazy you have to laugh at this.

[Fizzy]

While knowing he was driving me to an appointment at the doctors to get a full STD work up...

"I really do care about you, you know..."

 

[cherryblossom]

While knowing he was driving me to an appointment at the doctors to get a full STD work up...

"I really do care about you, you know..."

 

The notion of what "care" is, is stretched by the MLC-er.

In terms of STD tests my H told me that he'd had one because OW wanted to have unprotected sex with him.
I said so I should get one too
He said, no, you don't need to 
I got one anyway...

[Songanddance]

One of my favourites was the comment that it was difficult for him as I was being too nice and kind!!

[FindingJoJo]

One of my favourites was the comment that it was difficult for him as I was being too nice and kind!!

I heard that one too.  My reply was simply "good"

[lawprofessor]

Hi All!  Some from Genius when we were still in contact. 

Genius:  I'm not in MLC.  I didn't buy a car.  I bought a $200,000 house.  God are you stupid.
(Purchased the largest most expensive home in a town of 1,000 far from any city, at 40% of his income monthly for payments) -and later in the same conversation:
Me: So I guess you're planning to stay in Tiny College Town USA then?
Genius:  Why do you say that?  You know I'm going to move next year!  Buying a house has nothing to do with that.  I want the tax break for a year.  I deserve it.
Me:  I see.   
Genius:  The bank will be sending you papers to fill out for the house. 
Me: Ummm why is that?
Genius:  To release the money for the down payment, and so you can finish the paperwork while I am out of the country (with OW).  And you'll need it to get house insurance for me.
Me:  So let me understand, you want me to help you buy the house, give you money, cosign the loan, get insurance for you, but we are not together and I will not be living there, all the while you party and travel the world with OW?
Genius:  God D**n it!!!  I'd do it for you if you weren't such a B**CH!!!  I expect it to be done when I come back.
Me:  Yeah, no I don't think so.

(Response:  He unfriended me from FB for 4 minutes.) 

Genius: I'm going to get a motorcycle.
Me: Really? Sounds great.  When did you learn to ride?
Genius:  I didn't, don't even know how to ride a bicycle.  Why??  Will this be a problem?
Me: Nope I guess not.  Did you pay the life insurance bill by the way?
Genius: Of course. Why??
Me: No reason.   

As to clothes, Genius went from wearing suits and ties to baggy shorts, tennis shoes, and tank tops to teach in, oh and all had to have holes in them.  Beginning speech to college kids on first day of class-"As you can all see I am an avid weight-lifter"  while doing the arm flex muscle man pose.  Very professional.  I'm sure the college kids were very impressed.

Oh, and yes, an oldie from the middle of the monster phase in relation to the possibility of my dating:

Genius:  I hate, loathe, detest that baby killing monster.  Don't ever defend him to me again.  I am about peace and he is an animal.  You WILL unfriend him and never speak to him again or I will kick your a$$ and his too when I come home.
Me:  I see.
Genius:  I hope he dies!!!! I hope the Taliban insurgents kill him and behead him and hang him and cut off his C***.  (Friend from childhood who was being deployed to Middle East.) 
Me: So you're all about peace huh?
Genius:  I'll bet at least he can F*** huh?

I think he tipped me off that the new young girl can't fix his problem with performance either.  Must be a curse I put on him like he told his mother.

[riverbirch]

Genius: I'm going to get a motorcycle.
Me: Really? Sounds great.  When did you learn to ride?
Genius:  I didn't, don't even know how to ride a bicycle.  Why??  Will this be a problem?
Me: Nope I guess not.  Did you pay the life insurance bill by the way?
Genius: Of course. Why??
Me: No reason.   

Haha....
Did he figure out why you want him to have the life insurance paid? Should have asked him if he was going to wear a helmet

Mine bought an off/on road bike, doesn't wear a helmet and when he first got it he was doing some stupid stunt in a parking lot and dumped it on himself! He hurt his foot ,leg and his rib are pretty bad.The rib thing was because he had his ipod charger in his pocket and it jabbed him in the rib..... Too bad. A few weeks later he managed to do something once again. How does that saying go? Third times a charm? I never said that to him though and he has driven a bike in the past.