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Bipolared suggested that we have a thread about the MLCer's dating profiles and I agree - it should provide a few laughs.

I am sure there are many of you out there that have seen your MLCer' dating profile at some point so share if you want or just get a good laugh at the profiles.

[bipolared]

Would we get in trouble do you think, or is it ok to post without names or pics?

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This is roughly 1 - 1 1/2 old - I have no idea what he has out there now. I think this was on OkCupid:

How about I show you my honor, honesty and accountability; you show
me yours, then we go from there?

I am affectionate, authentic, amiable, curious, happy, intelligent,
loyal, rational, reliable, sincere, warmhearted and, under the right
circumstances, egregious. I value truth over most else and I am not
the heathen I appear to be.

Among other things, I enjoy exploring new places, visiting museums /
art exhibitions, and attending shows/live music. The activity is very secondary to the company.

I'm looking for a connection with a woman who is intelligent, loving
and true. I want to build trust, find passion and develop a mutually
enriching exchange. I want to provide strength, support and
encouragement as I receive them in return.

I want to feel that swelling of love and gratitude in my heart. I want
to ignite you, distract you, understand you, know you, give you hope
and make you know it's all possible.

Partner in crime? Really?!? That's a thing? You typed that? That's
great. And you like to laugh?!?! The hell you say? I hate that laughing sh!t... tried it once; it sucked.

What I’m doing with my life.Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Saving lives and grubbing money.

I’m really good at
Predicting the future.
Debauchery.

The first things people usually notice about me
I haven’t a clue... Perhaps my unrelenting love of Socratic irony?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Charles Bukowski, Kahlil Gibran, Noam Chomsky, Gary Jennings, Robert
A. Heinlein, Philip K. d!ck, William Blake, Tanith Lee, Historical,
instructional, philosophy, poetry ...

Movies:
The Big Lebowski, Jesus' Son, What About Bob, Lost in Translation
(Bill Murray. Love him.), Rushmore, The Life Aquatic with Steve
Zissou, Wes Anderson, I Heart Huckabees, Eternal Sunshine Of The
Spotless Mind, Steve Buscemi, Trainspotting, Snatch, RocknRolla (Guy
Ritchie is fun). Comedies, quirky, less 'blockbuster' types ...

Music:
The White Stripes, Modest Mouse, Say Hi, The Six Parts Seven, Led
Zeppelin, Emily Wells, Pixies, NOFX, Joe Purdy, John Lee Hooker, The
Black Keys, Radiohead, El Ten Eleven, Band of Horses, The National,
PANDORA radio (love it!) ...

The six things I could never do without

Among others, in no particular order:
Accountability.
Authenticity.
Communication.
Trust.
Affection.
Connection.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Usually I just try to follow the conversation the voices in my head are having.
Why people stop so far back from the line at a light.
That and monkeys, I like to think about monkeys.

On a typical Friday night I am

Sharpening my axe...

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I am terribly shy and insufferably dim witted.

I’m looking for

Girls who like guys
Ages 30–55
Near me
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

You should message me if

You are true.
I stir you.

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Would we get in trouble do you think, or is it ok to post without names or pics?

No names or pictures.

I have posted this on my thread before around the time that I saw it.

[riverbirch]

Mine says he never visited any dating sites. Yeah right! He only visited scout and another gross one to meet sex whor..

I think im going to vomit reading these lies.

They really do tell some whoppers. It would be funny to hack the accounts and change them.

[Thunder]

Oh gosh this funny. The things they say on their bio.  You brought back so many memories of what my H did that first year after bd.

Mine said he has been divorced for about a month (he was still married) and didn't want to get into a serious relationships but just wanted to meet some new people to have some fun.

The funniest things was he said his good traits were:  He was loyal, trustworthy, and honest.
I was seriously shocked.   

This was NOT my H talking.

I think that first year he was so off the wall crazy it's hard to relate the man he is now to the crazy he was then.
I just wonder if he remembers any of this.

[bipolared]

They really do tell some whoppers. It would be funny to hack the accounts and change them.

River, I was sooo tempted to do that when mine was at home.  Something like "I enjoy checking this site while my wife brings me coffee in bed".  The only thing that stopped me was being able to continue gathering info.

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This is why I don't think that I can do online dating - I read people's profiles and I want to run!

[onlyjo]

sheesh s4a and bp...

searching, your MLCer knows some big words...
bp, when i was reading your MLCer's profile, i thought he had put down that he "drools a lot"

wow!  this is insanity.  i have never even looked at any kind of dating site.  now i'm not going to. 

and yes--interesting that both gents feel like they're sooooooo trustworthy.  what a hoot!

just wow!
onlyjo

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searching, your MLCer knows some big words...

Too bad his words and actions don't match!

He thinks using big words makes him smart.