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#80: June 30, 2017, 07:14:45 AM
Quote from: MourningDove on June 30, 2017, 04:39:46 AM
LOL - Thanks for that  ;D I am glad I am not the only one who can find humor in my MLCer's madness  ;)

You are more than welcome... I was worried it might have been just a wee bit over the top but... Well... MLC is WAY over the top as it is...
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#81: December 16, 2019, 04:07:25 AM
I found this gem of a thread back on page 47.....

Now, in the Germanic countries of Europe, there is not only the Christkind or the Weihnachtsman that brings presents, there is also the Krampus that takes away the bad little children or leaves a lump of coal and a willow switch in their stockings...   I wonder if we can adapt that to the Mid-Lifer?

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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#82: December 16, 2019, 04:32:25 AM
Like that Krampus!

I am assuming UM that you gave Santa a list of MLC houses to fly by as part of charting his progress?  :)

Prompted by another thread, how about a Santa Wish List Card which says in small text at the bottom Please be careful about what you wish for as you may get it, and Santa has a strict No Exchange or Refunds policy'.....
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#83: December 16, 2019, 05:17:02 AM
Quote from: Treasur on December 16, 2019, 04:32:25 AM
Like that Krampus!

I am assuming UM that you gave Santa a list of MLC houses to fly by as part of charting his progress?  :)

Prompted by another thread, how about a Santa Wish List Card which says in small text at the bottom Please be careful about what you wish for as you may get it, and Santa has a strict No Exchange or Refunds policy'.....

I just sent Santa a copy of the Karma Bus route.. I think he can figure out the good Karma and Bad Karma...

As for the Wish List, Garth Brooks had a song once with the line "Sometimes God's Greatest Gifts Are Unanswered Prayers..."

That Krampus was one of the milder ones that I found... Some of them are truly horrible-looking...
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Re: MLC Greeting Card Company
#84: December 16, 2019, 06:42:41 AM
UM - Thanks for resurrecting this thread - it's absolutely hilarious!!!
So glad that I haven't seen it before, because it's perfect for the holidays.

You know - laughing so hard - tears running down my legs!...

JK but it's absolutely so funny!

Thanks!
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#85: January 13, 2021, 05:57:35 AM
Have to resurrect this thread once in a while.... For those who haven't had their chance to add their own personal MLC Greeting Card ideas... or if you just need a laugh....
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#86: January 13, 2021, 08:02:04 AM
"Be careful what you wish for.....(and inside) and don't blame anyone else when you get it!" would be my choice  :)
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#87: January 13, 2021, 08:26:05 AM
Front Of the Card "Knock Knock"          OM/OW answers "Who's there" ?


Open the Card                                "Go Firetruck Yourself
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#88: January 13, 2021, 08:43:49 AM
Roses are red, violets are blue.  Nothing you ever said was true and my life is so much better without you 🙌🙌
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#89: January 13, 2021, 02:45:03 PM
FRONT:   20 years ago, I couldn't wait to marry you and be your wife. 

INSIDE:  I was so STUPID back then.   

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