[Shelly7435]

Oh I forgot my all time 2 favorite ones.

I had just had breast cancer surgery and he tells me about affair. I’ll all busted up and still had more treatment to go.., his comment,. What about me? No I’m sorry. What about me? Priceless!

When alpha male a$$hole was in charge. He told me single hand he started a fashion trend of wearing under armor shirts in the county he worked in. I’m ya don’t think it might be because of the outlet store the opened. Lol!

[Silver]

This is SO ABSURD, reading all this stuff... Just think about how messed up people they were/are.
I mean LOOK AT IT - fat dogs, chasing butterflies rolling down the hill, having 4 hours dinner without being able to talk to your spouse 
Would be really hard to choose nominees if we had the best WTF moments of the year gala, wouldn't it?!

Just to be sure I'm saying that it is not my intention to laugh at their crisis.. But I think we all deserve a little humor from it all.
It is really good peak at the MLCer's mind too, looking this thread. All that projection... amazing


 

[Helpingme!]

My W told me OM was a guardian angel sent to watch over her.
I still shake my head over that one.

[New Day Rising]

The one I found most odd was the day he was collecting his belongings from my garage as he had just moved in with OW. I vacated the house and left the garage open, while he moved his stuff. I did not want to see him move his stuff or for my son to see it. I asked him to text me when he had moved all his stuff, so I could go home. He called instead. I answered the phone from the car on handsfree. He screamed down the phone

'Is that it then? Are we done?' He repeated it over and over to me, until I finally got a word in and said 'You are moving in with another woman. I would indicate that we are completely DONE'.

He also heard me talking once. My son had the phone in the backseat playing a game and he accidently answered the phone to my ex while I was driving. We didn't know it had happened. He was listening to me and my sister sing along to a song in the car and laughing. He sent me a text 'You seem so happy'.

Then, I got the 'I'll probably regret this in 6 months time'..... 6 months later, almost to the day 'Do you remember when I said I'd probably regret this? Well, I kind of am'. Too late, mate. He then proceeds to get engaged and will marry the OW in July.

Another time 'I'm getting some help now'. Super, but you're still with OW. 'Plain.... I can't do anything right'.

On my 40th Birthday, I had been out with my mum and sisters for afternoon tea. I come home to find ex sat on the sofa with my son. My sister's were like 'WTF is he doing here'. My dad had let him in as he was watching the kids and he decided to stay. He had not been invited to the house.

'If you ever get with anyone that is religious, I will file for custody of our kids'.

On the day his daughter was born, 8 months after he had left. I sent him a message to tell him his daughter had arrived.... 8 hours later I got a reply .... Congratulations! OW and ex then bought my daughter some baby clothes from an expensive shop. I returned the clothes and bought some rather nice Wedgwood mugs.

When I asked about OW, he said 'Her ex is a d***, he treated her really badly'. She picked another good one didn't she'

The mind boggles.

[Skates]

I need to add mine:

You don't make me happy.
I can honestly say that this is 100% your fault not mine.
We don't make each other happy anymore.
I don't know who i am anymore.
I don't know what i want or how long its going to take.
I have been pretending to be someone i'm not.
You have always manipulated me.
You don't appreciate me.
Once the kids leave then what am i.
I've been doing everything for you and now its time for me.
You always reorganized the dishwasher because you don't respect me.

[ChrissYAH]

My W told me OM was a guardian angel sent to watch over her.
I still shake my head over that one.

This angel nonsense MUST BE script thats exactly what my x once called his now 'wife' an 'angel' I think he's slowly realising she's not the angel he thought she was, the cracks are starting to appear! my daughter tells me he will most likely stay with her though as not appear that he screwed up big time.

[JoJoJo]

The first thing I got that was script was the ILYBINILWY
That is so ridiculous and they ALL say it!

Another common thing is it is always about HAPPINESS....MLC are always searching for happiness rather than being happy with the life they have and the life they chose. 
I cringe when I hear of someone getting divorced and the first thing they say is that they just weren't HAPPY! 

Some of my H's things were....

-I just want to be happy....and I want you to be happy and the kids to be happy.
-The problem with our relationship is your personality.
-I've outgrown you, you have stayed the same and I have grown into a different person.
-I meant our wedding vows FOR THE PERSON WHO I WAS THEN....I have changed.
-I wrote all those nice things in your 40th birthday scrapbook because THAT IS WHAT YOU DO ON BIRTHDAYS, YOU WRITE NICE THINGS...
-I loved you for who I was THEN, not for who I am now!

All of these were soul crushing and now that we are reconciling he is filled with regret for the person who he was during that UGLY MLC time.  One time in therapy he compared those horrible years to when  you are a nasty ugly teenager and you love your parents BUT you act like an obnoxious brat...and you don't want to be rude and annoyed all the time but you just can't stop yourself, then after you feel guilty and when you get older and mature out of that stage you feel embarrassed at your teenage behavior.  You can't believe you were ever that person...for my H that is how he feels about his MLC years.

[Why Stand]

Here's mine-

'I'm not physically attracted to you anymore';
'You twist my words. I've known that from early on'
'Are you bitter because I have a life and you don't?'

There are loads of others, but these ones stick in my head as being particularly hurtful.

[Disillusioned]

OMG - and the CARDS!  How do you reconcile the cards with what happens at BD?  MLCW was with MOM the entire year, and for Christmas the card says "You are the most incredible husband and father.  You are everything to me.  I hope we have many more years just like this one."   

When she asked me if I had any advice for her in her next relationship (Yes, she really asked me that) I said "Yes.  Don't write firetrucking cards you don't mean.  It's a bit misleading."

[OffRoad]

When she asked me if I had any advice for her in her next relationship (Yes, she really asked me that) I said "Yes.  Don't write firetrucking cards you don't mean.  It's a bit misleading."

That was brilliant on your part!