K,
You could run away from RL, leave h a cryptic note, say you´ll be back soon- be vague, make a reference to having met someone online, but don´t worry, it´s just a phase and you´ll be back. Sometimes I think they deserve a whopping dose of their own medicine. That aside, it´d be a pleasure to host you, so if you ever do need to run away, know there´s light on for ya.
FTT