[Jackolar12]

My 17 year old daughter ( primed by her mum) got angry with me and said I had ruined her friends mothers underwear. To which I calmly replied your friend should tell her mother not to leave her kinky underwear in my house or it will happen again. More midlife Mlc insanity relayed through the mouth of my daughters.
I checked on Facebook and found my two daughters and their mum on the r u interested site looking for fellas. When I questioned this with them they said the were not on there. I showed them the picture I printed off and they still denied it.

[NeverGiveUp1]

"I used to hate douchebags but then I became the biggest one"


Why yes, yes you did!

[MsMedfly]

I will remove you from the list Mamma. Last summer my H was telling me how much better I have it here at the house than he does at his condo. To ram his point home he bellowed" I only have basic cable and YOU have HBO!"

MINE SAID THIS TOO!!!! OMG!!!!! Word for word... Oh and that I had the furry babies and unlimited internet!!!!

[Snowdrop]

It's a crime to the universe to be this unhappy

I'm half the man I could be today because of you

I have done things I didn't want to do and not done I wanted to do because of you

When I met you I was F@@@@ed up and I thought I had rebuilt myself but I realise I have built myself wrong in this relationship I need to go away and rebuild myself properly!!!

I think one of my most favourite of all being

It's a crime to the universe to be this unhappy

[Velika]

I'm starting a thread where we can affectionately laugh at our MLCers. It really helps!

Feel free to share links or stories that will help us see the lighter side of MLC.

(Hoping to keep this humor on the gentle side.)

Valentine's Day Poems for Married People (New Yorker)
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/valentines-day-poems-for-married-people

Meet Your Second Wife (SNL)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HL4izodaH80

[Brokenharted]

If my situation wasn't so tragic and maybe when the shock wears off, I would find this to be funny.
On the day that xW filed for divorce she sold her Yukon Denali SUV, it was a beautiful, nice, loaded vehicle, and bought her MLC car.  It was an Infiniti G35, used but very nice, she bought it from a teenage boy leaving for college. So you can imagine the nice wheels, stereo, and etc.

After purchasing the car, S17 and xW get into an argument- he wants to drive it, she says no that's my car.  She finally relents and let's him drive it home, the long way home.  Two hours later I'm at a church function with S14 and I get a phone call from S17- "Dad, come get me now!" what is it? "I wrecked mom's new car".
Uh-oh, Are you okay? "yes".  He was not hurt but totaled his mother's MLC car.

Big fight between S17 and xW- she didn't even ask him if he was okay. He threw some truth darts at his mother- "You don't care about me, dad, or our family" "You don't give a $hit about us" "Dad has done everything to save this family" "You're being selfish" "I hate you" "I hate this house" etc. It was like water off a duck's back- in other words it didn't bother her.
So yes I'm sure that we will look back and laugh about this one day, we now refer to the car as mom's "two-hour car".

[Ready2Transform]

Old standards that never fail. 

Soulmate Schmoopies:

https://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/

Midlife Crisis for Dummies:

http://midlifeclub.com/midlife-for-dummies.htm

[Ropeburn]

Lol I read the midlife story Ready thank you for a much needed laugh :

[Anjae]

Velika, I've merged the thread with a current one we already have on MLCer funny things.

[Ropeburn]

Mine likes to throw up in my face that he is living in a half finished house no ty no interest etc,.... my reply
Ur the one that walked out I have all those things