[SpecialK]

Must admit I have don't something naughtly - not really bad though.

Just after the second BD, it was my ex's birthday.  It was also 2010 World Cup, so I got him a t-shirt, boxers, socks and cuff-links relating to World Cup.  He appeared to be really pleased with them, but on reflection I can now see it was too personnal given the circumstances.

They stayed in his wardrobe, complete with the labels on.  So recently (ok I was having a bit of a bad day), I took them out and gave them to charity.  To me it felt like he didn't want anything I got him, so I thought why not let someone else have the use of them.

Slightly naughty, but surprisingly I don't feel bad about it.


SKxxx

[Glimmer]

A few months ago after H took our Ds on a visit to OWs house against their wishes, he avoided my phone calls and refused to speak to me about it.

I accidentally on purpose smashed up his works telephone in anger.  When he visited a couple of days later and went to check his messages, the phone was lying on the floor in lots of little pieces.  I just said 'Oh, I wonder how that happened'.  I would love to have been there when he took it into work to get it replaced.

[Mermaid]

I'm obviously very bad. I didn't hit H, but I threw things at him (shoes, cushions).

My friend gave me a voodoo doll, symbolizing OW, with pins to stick in it.  I had fun with that.

I recorded one of my fingerprints to access his computer and downloaded a programme to get all his passwords.

As I was also monitoring his emails at one point (note to newbies... do not do this), I knew where he would be and turned up unannounced and sat down with OW and H.

I bought a cunning disguise (long black hair and a beard) with the intention of following them. Didn't actually do it, but the plan was in place.

OW was a daughter of a friend of mine, and I told a friend all about H and OW, who told another friend, who informed OW's mum, who got angry with OW, who then whinged to H.

I met OW at my D's place, where she was having a private dinner alone with my H. I was able to tell her exactly what I thought of her. OW (childishly) stuck her fingers in her ears “I don’t have to listen to this”. H tried to intervene, but I told him “and it’s about time that you grew up and stopped your egotistical adolescent behaviour. You are responsible for all this, with your lies and lack of responsibility and caring. I have said enough to you. I don’t want any more talk” and I left, dramatically.

I said other things too, way too much, but after 2 years of containing myself it actually felt good.


You know what? I don't care any more. That feels better.

[kikki]

Mermaid - that's all fantastic stuff - LOVE IT

[With Gods Help!]

This thread is great i have a confession to make when o/w moved into her new house after being evicted from her other house.........i had a key that i had cut from my h stupidly leaving in his coat......the day i found it i went and had another cut.....i put the old back..........when she was evicted she left lots of debts behind..so i went and retrieved the addresses.....set up a fake emaihttp://mlcforum.theherosspouse.com/Smileys/default/grin.gifl in her name and sent the creditors her new address.they sent me an email thanking me thinking i was o/w and would change the address to the new one i bet she wonders how they got her new address she recently got caught claiming benefits too and as to go to court........nothing to do with me but she put my h down as father on birth certificate and bragged on her facebook they checked her up she shopped herself lol i had to pretend to h i was upset for him cos now he was having to keep her on his wage and hes struggling............ in side i was howling .............

[Glimmer]

Just remembered something I did about a year ago.

I have no idea why, but out of the blue H asked me what I had done with his wedding ring.  With a straight face I explained to him 'Do you remember all that scrap gold I took to the jewellers before Christmas, well your wedding ring was part of it. I didn't think to tell you as you said you no longer thought of your self as married, so I knew you would not be needing it'.

His face was an absolute picture, and he got really angry about it.  As I said I have no idea why it should bother him.!!

I let him sweat for a few weeks, then guilt got the better of me and I told him the truth.

[StandandDeliver]

WGH and Glimmer - very good. I wish I had done something a little revengeful, not huge, just little. To give me something funny to look back on. The worst I did was openly laugh at H when he was pleading at OW to understand why he was still at my house on the day he was moving everything out (he was taking too long, hehehe). He didn't see what was funny (or pathetic) about their whiny desperate exchange. I was tempted to say (loudly), "thank you for that wonderful shag, H, you are welcome to get some from me whenever she is not doing it for you"

lol

[Wed2Him?Whatever.]

Just this morning H yelled for me to hit the alarm when it went off (he's been sleeping in living room since May).  I hit snooze.  A few minutes later I got to thinking about it, and I got up and turned the alarm completely off.  Got back into bed.  About a half hour later I hear H getting up and cursing because now he is late.  He comes in the bedroom and is angrily telling me that he meant for me to hit the snooze button not turn the alarm off. I zipped my lips, stared at him briefly and tried to look confused and sleepy. Laid my head back down while he stormed out of the room, still cursing.  Hey if you want me to hit the right button then say it right.  Better yet, take the alarm clock into the living room with u since I don't even use it.  If you are going to blast the television or computer any hour u want to, not caring if I get four hours or two hours or no hours of sleep, then I am going to be way too sleep-deprived and cranky to care if you are on time for your appointment.

[Tiffany Dee]

Ok, so first time xh moved out he left his wine collection and I used the platter guide to choose the best of his collection and made stew with it (I don't drink wine)   I bought him a nomination bracelet when we were in italy and he let OW add a few links so I stole it.  He is still looking for it and even offering to pay the kids if they find it.

That's the extent of my mischief, my Ds on the other hand - when he left, he did not take all his clothes and when he came back, he found that the toes had been cut off all his socks, his undies has holes cut out and all his shirts had no sleeves.  To be truthful I laugh to myself everytime I remember his face as he started checking all his clothes and realised this was not an accident.  I did reprimand the girls though.

This is a really great topic

Thanks
Tiff

[With Gods Help!]

Tif that reminded me of last yr when it was h's  birthday and he come home for a few months.......i was struggling to get him something for his birthday so asked if he wanted the new footie top.........he said no he didn’t like the colours.......anyway a few weeks later a new footie top appeared in the house (the same one i wanted to buy him).........so this last time when he was leaving to go to o/w i unpicked the stitching and placed in the bag with the dirty clothes i got out of the wash........texted him and said you better come for your dirty laundry...im not washing it so he did.......... o/w must have washed it and guess what it dropped to bits when she took it out of the washer ::)ohhhh i bet her face was a picture lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx