[Seeking Serenity]

I wanted to go where H works on weekend, find where his truck is parked and under cover of darkness key the word "Adulterer" in capital letters with an arrow pointing up on the driver's side door.  Maybe something just as fitting on "her" side of the truck too.  Now that would give me some pleasure.   His name AND mine are both on the title to the truck anyway.

[Stillpraying]

Kikki,
So let us know how your friends get on with that lovebite

Let him know I tested positive to STD and he's the only one I could have got it from.....

Send a (larger than normal) card with the kids tomorrow when they go out for his birthday, with the words on the front "to my husband on his birthday from your loving wife'.  OW will no doubt be there

[BonBon]

LOL!  This is hilarious!

Ok, so can I admit to doing something psycho?  After I found out about the EA, I googled this woman and found tons of pictures of her on line.  It made me insane because I had been feeling really good about myself having just lost 50 lbs....something I knew my husband had wanted me to do.  When I saw her picture and discovered she was obese, I nearly popped my cork.  Please understand I don't care about that normally...but this was such a slap in the face when he had wanted me to lose weight so badly, then once I did, wound up betraying me for someone twice my size.  Come on. 

Well, once I stopped crying every minute and feeling like I was going to jump off a cliff, I got MAD. 

So when I tell you what I did, please pardon my language...I was REALLY MAD.  Insane type MAD.

Anyway, this was perhaps psycho, but mild... I went out and bought a pendant and chain.  On the pendant, I had initials enscribed on each side.  One side read:  AAIAFFB which translated to her initials, then, "is a fat ******* b*tch". 

On the other side, I had enscribed "DEFW then my intials...that translated to Don't ever **** with... again, my initials.  I wore that stupid pendant every day and you know what?  It gave me strength in some wierd way.

One day, H noticed it and asked what it meant.  I told him.  He looked at me like I was insane...I didn't really care.

I then wrote a poem about her to the tempo of Twas the Night before Christmas.  It was absolutely disgusting but in my opinion, hilarious.  I read it to H.  Again, he thought I was insane.  Again, I did not care.

I put that necklace away in my drawer about 6 months later.  I have to tell you, it was really stupid and petty and childish but there was something about wearing it...like a talisman, that reminded me that I was not going to lay down and get bulled over by some disgusting woman nor by my own H.

 

[Moving Forward]

My exH has a very expensive watch collection and he is insanely proud of it - you know the kind - for the watch to fulfill it's potential worth you hhave to have the original box and various certificates.

Lots of my friends would say to me 'MF why don't you hide is watch boxes?'

I never did as I don't want to have issues in the future about how I behaved towards him.

Anyway things got very sticky during the Financial Settlement bit of the divorce and I ended up lovingly packing all of his stuff from our home and allowing him to come and collect them.

Anyway he collected everything and there was one very obvious ommission - his Rolex Daytona box was missing - I had gone through everything and I knew I didn't have it - it had disappeared. I do not know where it is. He was hopping mad - I mean stark staring bonkers and you can all imagine how awful he was - accusing me of selling it/throwing it away blah blah blah. His watch is worth half without the original box.......ha ha ha.

So, the Karma Bus came into town that day and I have to say everyone I've told laughs and then asks me if I DO know where it is...and as god is my judge I don't.

See, proof positive we LBS's don't have to do much to get 'revenge'

Fab thread

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[BonBon]

MF,
You can tell him I have the box...I'm keeping my pendant in it.
LOL!

[hyperglad]

Ha ha ha I love the way this has gone from what you would like to do..to what you actually have done....

well i punched H full force in the kisser the day I found out about OW ...violence is not good and i have never laid a finger on him or him on me in the previous 21yrs , but now after all I have been through I am sooooo glad I did  he he

[hyperglad]

There was actually a TV programme here in the Uk about revenge...one woman when she found out sold her H Porsche on ebay for £5.....saying the first to the house to drive it away could have it before her H could get home from work ha ha

[BonBon]

Hahahha!

Hyperglad, I did not hit my husband but I hit the fiance whom I never married...that came before H.
I found out the night before our HUGE wedding that he never wanted to get married and probably would not show up!

I beat the tar out of him.  First and last person I've ever hit. 
I'm not proud but I don't regret it either.

[StandandDeliver]

These are brilliant. I know the MLCers deserve our compassion, sympathy, understanding, blah, blah, blah and that "this is harder on them than it is on us" (although I am not so sure about that, H has no financial worries, he is shacked up with a 20 something for responsibility-free sex, doesn't have to look after his kids for c. 27 days of each month, he can go out and party every night of the week and never has to pre arrange babysitting - I am not convinced it is "harder" on him, he seems to be living with his supposed "guilt" quite easily these days).

I guess all that I have left is my dignity - although I did and said things that I regret (like the night I just yelled "you are EVIL" at him over and over again (to no reaction, he didn't care). But I knew at the time I could do all these things and really f*** with him, and I didn't.

[Synicca]

I wanted to make up a fake FB as a really HOT man...and put I was in a R with him...open
up my FB and his and have a licid Fake Affair on there...posting our undying love and passion for
eachother...LOL

Just in case H looked at my Fb...hehehe