[Phoenix]

So in order to be perfect wives we must be dirty, understand the importance of porn, not cook, eat at McDonalds and not try to save the world. My what high standards these MLCers have...

The affair d  at its finest...
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[calamity]

You never lost the weight.

The house is messy.

I never wanted a housewife.

I'm a city boy really. [we live in the country]

You never listened to my threats.  Refers to the one time he said <you'd better be nice to me>.  Left out the part <or I'll move in with the slag I'm bonking>.

You changed.

You never changed.

[LJY_626]

how about  "I'm not abandoning you, you are the one who abandoned me."  Huh? H is the one leaving???

or "I decided 8 years ago to divorce you, I just never told you.  I have been toughing the marriage out ever since then."

[serenity]

All these posts have made me laugh so much :0).

I also got the 'I'm lonely, you're smothering and if I don't leave here I will die!

There were many more - too many to mention.

Somebody, somewhere must be making money from selling the book - 'The Script That All MLC Men Must Follow'!!!

[Jagger]

Everthing you watch on tv is dark and morbid. Referring to " Grey's Anatomy"

I only have 20 good years left, I want a new life!

We are not compatible

You don't look up to me, I am a man, you never tell me how handsome I am   

I want to be selfish for once in my life.

A man needs to feel admired. You don't admire me.

This one is for you Kikki, at the very beginning, as he was entering the tunnel he said to me, maybe you'll find a dentist as he slapped my butt in front of my children, hopefully you'll get free dental care for the kids.  I just remembered that my very special son , who was 9 at the time said, Mommy has a boyfriend online  not true but it was priceless!

OMG, why do we still love these guys 

[serenity]

We must need our heads testing! Does anyone know WHY we still love them.

I suppose the simple answer is, we remember the lovely, kind H's we married and know they are still in there - somewhere!!!

X

[kikki]

Lordy, Jagger - that is hilarious about the dentist

I too got the 'I have spent my life thinking about other people, it is my time to be selfish now' 

[Ready2Transform]

I too got the 'I have spent my life thinking about other people, it is my time to be selfish now' 

Ding ding!  Some of these I have forgotten about!!

Apparently there are song lyrics he has composed (didn't sing me the song, thank God!) where he describes it all as "I had to cut off the right hand (R2T) to save the rest of me."    He's right-handed, which probably why he's falling on his butt so much.  Should have gone for the left one, Johnny Cash!   

[Jagger]

I thought of a few more..

 I could never make you happy, all I ever did was try and make you happy.

You don't respect me.

 You think I'm a loser.

 I'm going to be successful!

Project much!!!!!

This is fun!

[Filled with faith and hope]

Oh, and these gems:

"If you just understood the huge importance of porn in real life and a healthy loving relationship,  like OW does, this might not have happened." (Followed by bills from sex and head shops )

Laughing on the floor, " You are always tired when I need you! (Of course I am working full time, raising two kids , schooling  and not a big fan of PORN) Yikes!

The first time I saw porn dvd's under his pillow, I was shocked!