[Musica]

Hmmm ... mine said ... you only wanted me to be the father of your children, and now that they are here ... you don't need me anymore.

(well true I didn't want any more children!)

[Mamma Bear]

   Mine said pre-BD after arriving on the Jersey Shore with a carload of kids and food and bicycles for 8 nights :
   "I hate the beach."   

[Thundarr]

XW said tonight to D12 when D12 asked her if she wanted to come on a planned outing with the kids and I tomorrow night: "I might have plans.  I'm spontaneous like that."  Uh, what?  Suspected translation:  I have to see what lawyer boy wants me to do and if it's okay with him.

Bah!

[Duthla]

Tonight....
Me: So H, you kicked up such a fuss over wanting your desk for your new house yet it's still here. Why is that?
H: I bought a new one.
Me: Why would you do that?
H: You wouldn't let me take it.
Me: Actually, I have our text with me saying "take it. I don't want it"
H: I bought a new BBQ too.
Me: Wow! You sure continue to spends lots of money on things you already have!
H: Well, you wouldn't let me have my desk so I wasn't going to ask you for the BBQ. I had to
also buy a new washer and dryer, dishwasher, microwave, fridges.

Seriously?!

[Returned]

When mine left, since we had never fought during our entire marriage, it seemed like it was hard for him to come up with reasons:

"I wanted the plane to crash, but since it didn't I will have to get rid of you."

"Your lipstick is to dry"

"I don't like your nail polish"

"You have a wrinkle on your upper lip"

" I don't like to eat salad."

" Beets should be cold"

" You eat dinner to early"

"I don't want to have health insurance"

"My family knows and they agree with me"


'

[Slow Fade]

"My family knows and they agree with me"

OH I had forgotten about this one! I got that too along with.

I've told some people about my situation and they said they would have left too! ( I've told some people too and they said they would have knocked your block off! lol! )

[riverbirch]

Got to love the forgetfulness!

A few more good ones -
 Just because were not married,doesnt mean we cant be friendly to each other.
The place my H works at was hiring for seasonal help in a diff.dept.I would have to see him everyday and work with people that know everything going on,mostly men.I guess he thought it would be ok being around him,watching him act like a teenage fool on a daily basis.I applied then told him no way was I going to work around him.WRONG!

What about MY feelings
I dont know if I miss you yet
I just want to be left alone

Thundarr,I was thinking of changing my name,not McLovin though sounds like something from McDonalds

[living with Hope]

"I need to miss you"  - when he talked about going on a vacation to clear his head on childhood issues before he moved out

"What I have always wanted for you, was for you to be a productive member of society" - a reason he no longer wanted me to be a stay at home Mom.  I guess being a mother and wife is not a productive member of society - better let his Mother know as she stayed home her whole adult life.

"you make me be a prick to you" - this was yelled at me when I asked him how his day at work was.  This was just before Bomb drop when I couldn't figure out what was happening to my loving husband. 

"Wednesday is no good for me. I can't do Wednesday" - when confronted about clothes missing from the house and was he moving out -  he went through the days of the week asking me what day I would want him to move out ( uh ...never...) and that was the only day that didn't work.  Guess what day he moved out - Wednesday!  Months later, I asked him about that and he looked at me like I was insane.  lol  Now "wednesday is no good for me" is a new catch phrase with me and my girlfriends when planning our social time...ha ha ha

[Thundarr]

LWH, it sounds like he was projecting something about his mother onto you doesn't it?

MC, "McLovin" is from a comedy movie that all the kids were into a few years ago called "SuperBad."  It's worth at least a watch but not much for the adult crowd.

And, to add one from XW from early on: "I don't like the way you've aged."  I reminded my mother of this one last week and she burst out laughing!!  She said that was a ridiculous thing for anybody to say.

[Fizzy]

I was told he looked around and saw his peers and was jealous.  He realised now that only happily married people or single people are successful and the reason he wasn't driving a BMW was because of me...

Nothing to do with the 3 yrs he'd spent on & off the dole...