[Superman]

I got this once...

" first off I would like to thank you for taking such good care if the kids, it's great that you live them so much"

Then later monster played this one.....
"Just because you are now trying to be father of the year"

Too bad she didn't give me a trophy to remind her every now and then!  Lol

[moving on without him]

Here are some of the ones I heard:
 
You never buy me presents. 

I don't want to leave you hanging,  (too late you already have)

My all time favorite... You don't wear any lingerie for me.  I bet there is not one piece of what I brought in there.
Me:  No there isn't.  You haven't replace any since the house burnt years ago....

[Beautiful Heart]

I took up too much room in the garage with the ironing board!
Great mom but not a good wife
I did nothing for 30 years
We can't go back
I need to start over
We will be closer than ever, best friends (he hasn't spoken to me in over a year)
I couldn't make you happy
Find a man that makes you happy
I want to see you make it on your own, be strong, get a place of your own

I think I have heard it all!! LOL

[toughtimes]

I got most of those BH and I got you never buy me presents'

[With Gods Help!]

Just bumping up for the newbies xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[in it]

"I took up too much room in the garage with the ironing board!"
  after that I LMAO!!!!!!! WOW 

[WeepingWillow]

When discussing the fact that he is leaving me with no health insurance (tricare / military), H said:
You'll have Obamacare. 

Is this a new one?  As it is a more recent development in our culture,
I'd be proud to think my H coined it - for future MLC lexicon use.

[calamity]

I'm afraid like so much of mlc, that's not an original. 

[WeepingWillow]

these are what I call his just-ifications.
'It just happened.'
'I'm just changing.'
'I'm just not happy.' (Rinse and repeat. Rinse and repeat. R...)
'I just need my me time'

me:  What if I hadn't caught you?  Would you have kept this up for years?
him:  "I don't know, Probably"

me:  Do you still love me?
pause
him:  Yes. But it's not the same.

me:  How long have you been unhappy?
him:  "I don't know. a while."

me:  What is it that you are unhappy about?
pause...pause...pause...pause...
him:  "I don't like the way the house looks."
(okay, freak...)

Of course, there was the golden oldie: "It's not you, It's me"
followed by "It's because of the things you do, and the things you don't do."
(what a difference a week makes...)

"You got a date?  Got a boyfriend? Anybody hit you up yet?"
This is 5 wks after BD/one week after he finally moved out (due to my begging him because I couldn't bear the pain any longer of him flaunting his mistress in my home and his settlement-bullying) all the while witnessing my intense agony during this time.

[Zendog]

Holy cow. Had I not been going through the same things, I would swear no sane person would say these things. So here's mine to the pile.

- You never emptied the water out of the toothbrush holder. (Still have no response to that one)
- I think you should pay for all of my startup fees at my new house. (Because I'm going to live there?)
- I was trying to be generous (when divvying up the stuff W was going to take, which included the new bedroom set and the biggest TV in the house.)
- I love you, but it's like a brother (well, thanks for ruining marital relations for me with that little gem.)
- I think you should give me all of the savings. (er, no)
- I haven't been happy for five years
- I haven't been happy for two years
- It doesn't matter how long it's been, I haven't been happy (Clearly, it's because I'm not emptying the water out of the toothbrush holder)

I try to keep my sense of humor. Although I'm pretty sure my W would say it's either hers to take with her or she was unhappy with it for between five and 10 years.