Mace (with or without a man) is a good idea also..but is illegal in NYS.
That brought up mean images, which I totally enjoyed. I envisioned going crazy with bear spray and a big stick, then having to say, "Oooops, sorry H, didn't see you there"
Last year in the haze of mid-MLC my H put them all (his and mine) on backwards.
Did he at least remember to put all four of them on?
There's a lady who lives nearby, and she drives one of those family vans, and you know how people put a bow or something similar on the antennae to identify their car? Well, she went for the same effect, but put a bunch of fake flowers on the roof of her car, above the drivers side. Can you imagine how many people would have waved at her or motioned for her to pull over as she must have "left them" on the top? I did it once and it was her adult son driving, and and he said it was his moms car, and she did it so she could find it in the parking lot. Think they were there for years. Saw the van recently, and they are gone, and she is now down to a bow or flower attached to her antenna.
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