[Thundarr]

Funny thing is now that I think about it, most of your H's were teens in the 70's so perhaps the zeitgeist from then may have an influence.  Just a thought.

[hobo1]

Please - if you can point me to where the thread is where the MLCer suggested OW sleep at foot of bed.... In my office, and I am laughing hysterically, people are looking at me funny....

[kikki]

That's such a great line!!!

Think it came from these two threads:  'The script my MLCer reads from' (One and Two)

http://mlcforum.theherosspouse.com/index.php?topic=203.0;all

http://mlcforum.theherosspouse.com/index.php?topic=1707.0

Just found it.  Thread two, post 100 from TrustingmyHP

[Wed2Him?Whatever.]

After BD my H would not have anything to do with our 2 cats; he'd only shoo them away.

My H took his first of two "I must get away from here" trips back in July.  On the day he came back, I had decided our elderly cat must go to the vet, as I was unable to get her eating anymore.  The vet found cancer, determined there was no hope, and so I had her put to sleep.  I came home and told my H; he ranted angrily about how God killed his cat.

Somehow the rant turned to how his hometown is full of good, God-fearing people, and that it's such a great place.  Then he mentioned he's worried about his friend "L" (a drug problem, maybe?) and he told me that his "mission" is "to bring God to that area."  Wha?
The God that killed your cat?  To the area that already has nothing but God-fearing folks?

[With Hope]

Oh some of these MLCers LOVE God...especially at first.  Mine said that God sent him the "love" that he had not been getting from me ("He" supposedly answered my H's prayer by sending him a skanky OW)!  Yes, God often sends other women to married men?  SEE it's happening all over THIS forum!  "God also wanted him to be happy...because he deserved it"!  More recently, he honestly seemed to cringe when our D2 mentioned that it was "baby Jesus' birthday" during Christmas.  So sad, really. 

[Faith]

Somehow the rant turned to how his hometown is full of good, God-fearing people, and that it's such a great place.  Then he mentioned he's worried about his friend "L" (a drug problem, maybe?) and he told me that his "mission" is "to bring God to that area."  Wha?
The God that killed your cat?  To the area that already has nothing but God-fearing folks?

Ah yes, and your H is the perfect person to to bring God back to the God-fearing folk because he's such an example of what God wants us to be.   

It's always entertaining to listen to the rants twist and turn in all imaginable directions.  The first time it happened it really freaked me out (that was his "you never brought cake to my work" rant) and I was sure he had to have a brain tumor.  So glad I can occasionally laugh now.

[Mamma Bear]

    Oh I love this thread.
    My Ds asked H 6 weeks post BD as he cherry picked clothes from our closet " Daddy, why don't you stop being ridiculous and just come home?"
     H : "Bc Bowser is so nice to me. I am afraid to come back to this disaster."     
     I decided then that when he does come back I'll be wearing a tee shirt that says  " disaster."
     And before the script had actually sunk into my brain I was floored when he and ow told the Ds that 1 time they met " Don't worry Mommy and OW and I are all gonna be best friends and go out to the diner" 
     That's when InThis told us about the movies I was like   Huh?
     Put on top of that when he drove by the alley where he was hiding his car for 6 weeks (limo place)   H: "Did Mommy notice I started parking my car there now so she could see it?"

    Why would he care where I thought he parked his car? Oh probably bc I used to leave love notes in there and LG told me to stop. So he wanted more love notes...moved his car...and told the Ds so they'd tell me
    OK I got it. They are screwed up!

[Wed2Him?Whatever.]

    Oh I love this thread.
    My Ds asked H 6 weeks post BD as he cherry picked clothes from our closet " Daddy, why don't you stop being ridiculous and just come home?"
     H : "Bc Bowser is so nice to me. I am afraid to come back to this disaster."     
     I decided then that when he does come back I'll be wearing a tee shirt that says  " disaster."

Here Mamma, nothing says "disaster" like being a Titanic crew member:

[moc]

OK...I have to bump this thread because I haven't seen any good action on it.  I know you all have some more...I need some comic relief here.

I have 2 of them

* Just after BD, she was philosophizing that she is like Johari's Window.  Now some of you may know (I didn't had to look it up) but she explained that there are things about her that only she knows.  So now she is a college professor all of a sudden.  So what stuff is this...hmm

1.  Things she knows and everyone else knows about her
2.  Things she knows but nobody else knows about her
3.  Things she doesn't know but everyone else knows about her
4.  Things that neither she nor anyone else knows about her

umm...ok...get off the crazy girl kool-aid sweetheart *

* The other day my wife asked me how the ancient peoples painted their finger and toenails.  Like in Egypt maybe with crushed scarab beetles I told her...oh man, you just can't make this stuff up! *

 - keep em coming

[Mamma Bear]

  moc    Once after BD my H was explaining where I should shop for bargains on groceries   He said "Go to this new store "   I asked "Oh is it good?"   He said "Would I EVER steer you wrong?"
      I gotta think. I know there's a lot more stuck inside my head.
      Oh and right after BD he said "I make no money. Really. When the Ds go to college we should put them on my income tax return so they can get a lot of grants and give aways. You make a lot money so that wouldn't help."
     He took furniture when we were at work 3 mos post BD. He rushed and left gaping holes of vacant space with dust and coins in the spots. D9 and I cried the whole night. When I told him he said "Well, I think that would be on you not me."
    I asked "Why do you say that?"  He said "Because you probably told them I might come back."   
    In the sunporch back in April only 2 mos post BD he said "My brother told me you have a big tough lawyer all ready and you're going to come after me."   I said "Does that sound like me?"   He said "No. Oh gosh. Oh good. Yeah bc I told him we would do all of that ourselves. No need for lawyers."
   moc I'll be back....