[Ropeburn]

I feel like I have stepped into the twilight zone

[Reallytrying]

Mine said the other day that he didn't do something because my dad gave him a mean look last time he saw him. Duh! I said you are lucky he didn't slap the $hit out of you.

[bipolared]

Mine said the other day that he didn't do something because my dad gave him a mean look last time he saw him. Duh! I said you are lucky he didn't slap the $hit out of you.

Ha!  When my dad wouldn't shake his hand at D's graduation, H said he was acting childish.  I wasn't pleased with Dad but um...pot?  This is kettle...

[in it]

I guess the one that stands out most in my mind is:

After I went back post divorce:

 One day all 6'4" 300 lbs of him came running in the room with a look of panic on his face and declared:

"They are going to get rid of the Easter bunny!!!

I turned to look at him and wanted to say

No dumb ass... they aren't going to get rid of the Easter bunny . The Easter bunny makes too much money. But I didn't.

He watched too much fox news (shouldn't allow small children to do that).
It puts strange ideas in their heads.

[OffRoad]

I feel like I have stepped into the twilight zone

Yes, yes you have.

Mine said the other day that he didn't do something because my dad gave him a mean look last time he saw him. Duh! I said you are lucky he didn't slap the $hit out of you.

Don't you sometimes wish someone would?  Just because? At least verbally, anyway....

One day all 6'4" 300 lbs of him came running in the room with a look of panic on his face and declared:

"They are going to get rid of the Easter bunny!!!

The keeping of the straight face gets difficult at times. I have actually straight up laughed at my H on occasion. I know it isn't the right thing to do, but I just can't help myself sometimes.

[patience.of.a.saint]

Mine hasn't said anything too funny lately, since he barely says anything at all. He still lives in an old funeral home and for the newbies who were not around last year to read about this, my mlcer has what I like to call his "porno camper".

He built himself a camper...and then he took cartoon girls like the Flintstone wives and the girls from Scoobie Doo and painted them as well endowed women (in the cold, if you know what I mean ). They are scantily clad in sheer babydoll nighties...on the outside of the camper. There is also a naked witch on a broomstick on the inside of the door.

In true mlc fashion, he had to have it, worked real hard on it, and has since abandoned it without ever using it. I tend to think perhaps he and ow did not fit in there together since it is just 4ft wide. I don't know what campground will ever let him in with that paint job.

Can't make this sh!t up!

[MsMedfly]

i haven't laughed  this hard in a long time....

Just exactly where does he plan on taken his sin wagon??? Those cute little ladies who run the gates at the national parks might fall over dead!!!!!

Spmm once stated that holding him hostage in a marriage he no longer wants, is socialism and against his constitutional rights...

I still don't know... But being a social studies teacher, it made me giggle...

Pretty sure George, John, James, and Thomas did not have MLC, d, and spmm future constitutional rights on their minds at the time.. But ok, let's play..

It was then, i realized how much I've changed, I simply said and where did you find this?? Response, the constitution. Me, of the us? I realized at this point the utter nonsense in his argument and decided I'd earned a little fun at his expense.. Please don't judge me,

His response- are there any others??

I know, I know... It's just too easy...

Me- yes, there are.

Spmm- well I'm talking about the one that says I don't have to stay married to you anymore..

I finally gave up.. At that point it would just be mean...

[Beacon]

Medfly,

That's excellent and I definitely needed that laugh. Going on with his antics would have been mean but hell it could have gotten better 

If we could only predict and record what they say for them to hear later would be a learning tool.

[MsMedfly]

I felt like I was on an episode of jay Leno.. Jay walking.

I think the time he threw a fit about his white shirts having some weird stain on the collars..  Our dryer was going out... He'd throw a fit, I'd re wash and bleach his shirts, only for him to explain to me the dryer needs to be fixed...


And proceeded to do absolutely nothing about it... Except throw a fit... Mrs Eggshell dancer here, would check them to make sure they didn't have marks... 6 months I put up with this..

Last time I saw him, beginning of November, he had on one of those white shirts...

Collar looked like it'd been rolled in dirt... I said your shirt is dirty, he says, I know and pulls away...

Nope, still doesn't make sense. Yes, he got the washer and dryer...

[Snowdrop]

Mine hasn't said anything too funny lately, since he barely says anything at all. He still lives in an old funeral home and for the newbies who were not around last year to read about this, my mlcer has what I like to call his "porno camper".

He built himself a camper...and then he took cartoon girls like the Flintstone wives and the girls from Scoobie Doo and painted them as well endowed women (in the cold, if you know what I mean ). They are scantily clad in sheer babydoll nighties...on the outside of the camper. There is also a naked witch on a broomstick on the inside of the door.

In true mlc fashion, he had to have it, worked real hard on it, and has since abandoned it without ever using it.