[cherryblossom]

There is enough material here for stand up comedy tour 

H- you are soooo controlling.
Me: how did I ever cotrol you?
H you totally controlled me with your face.

Superdog that is just hilarious and bonkers at the same time!! 

Some classics from Mr CB:

"You're not feminine enough" 
"I prefer women between the ages of 28 and 35" 
"I need someone I can look after - you're too independent" 
"She [OW] won't meet me whilst we're together because she has a high regard for marriage" 
"If it wasn't for her [OW] I would have been really horrible to you" 

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories - actually, maybe it does and that's part of the LBS diet...   

x

[crazyjourney]

Just remembered a classic.

Your just all me, me, me.

That one was obviously projection.

[kikki]

2 years post BD:

EVERYONE attached to the OW is just, Ugggh!  (H physically shudders)

3 years post BD:

OW is one of life's victims
Our R is tumultuous
I had to rescue her from her awful R (of 15 years).  She really loved her partner, but he got PTSD from the trauma from his Father and brother, and turned nuts.   
- He thought about this for a while and then said 'oh, just like I did I guess'.   

[calamity]

Said of the dumsel's h:  Sneering Oh him, he has issues.

The dumsel's had a hard life.

Not the horror, the horror [Marlon Brando, Apocalypse Now] but The stupidity, the stupidity.

[alwayshope]

I am in hysterical awe of this madness.  Keep 'me coming!

I was told to 'embrace this'.  Ok...  Also 'nobody will control me!!!'... Ok.... And also 'go marry someone from the church.'.  And he told D18 and my brother that he wanted to be my best friend. 

[calamity]

We'll always be friends, won't we?

Oh yeah & at a point where I am sobbing etc. :  It's difficult for me too you know.  It hurts me too.

[Faithfully Yours]

Here's is one more I got often, "I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU $H%T about my life!" I can picture him throwing a temper tantrum and taking his toys and running home, can't you? He has been so afraid since he left that I might know too much about his life because I was so "controlling". I think it's funny because OW has him by the neck now. He, he.

[Reinventing]

Yes, I got

I have feelings too!

This was after I cleared out all my items from the other house we owned that he moved to. After throwing up outside the door every time I drove up there. After burying my head in his clothes to smell him the last time. After lying on the floor crying before leaving the last time. He was out of town with OW, of course. Not to mention all the pre-BD antics, taunts and gas lighting.

[NoRegrets]

"You don't need me any more."

"She's nice to me."

[standing over our son, collapsed on the floor in grief, after being told by his father about the affair] "I deserve to be happy."

"I'm sorry. I just wasn't a good husband."

"I just didn't see a future for us."

"We can't agree on anything!"

"I never loved you."

"I did love you. I just took me a long time. But I did love you."

"She and I were meant to be together. We were just too young to realize it at the time."

"You'll never forgive me."

"Nothing I ever did was good enough for you."

"I'm finally going to buy you a nice house." [high on infatuation hormones]

[After telling me how horrible OW is] "I just don't see how I can leave her."

"You're too concerned with 'fair.'"

"I've really made a mess of everything." [shaking and crying, as he's loading his belongings into his truck to move out]

"You and I have nothing in common."

[thankful]

Love this thread!!

    I got:   I didn't leave the boys, I just left you.
               I'm tired of compromising, I make all the decisions now (S14 says, yeah, Dad makes the decisions, and OW vetoes them)
               And, yes,....he told me I should marry a nice doctor

    Phoenix, What a horribly hurtful thing for your H to say to your daughter when she asked him if he loved her (that he "cares about" her)