5 minutes after BD while I was shaking and vomitting in shock: "Good God, haven't you ever been dumped before?"
"You are overreacting. I am still thinking about dating both of you (me and my friend/OW)."
A few weeks later: "Can't you see we are not compatible? You are too deep, too smart, to responsible, clean, like to read and connect with people. If anything is deeper than this (holding thumb and forefinger about 1/4 inch apart), I will drown." (Following that remark, I congratulated H for finding his shallow, dumb, irresponsible, dirty, illiterate, antisocial soulmate).
More of H's proof of our incompatibility: "You don't eat at McDonald's. The OW and I want to eat fast food, drink beer, and watch funny shows. You want to save the world." (Shame on me. My bad.)