[Slow Fade]

I know, right? The only thing that keeps me sane is that I don't know for sure......I just put a mattress cover on it. The lab takes up most of the bed anyway.( If the lab was female I could say there was still a b*tch sleeping in it!!! )

[With Gods Help!]

M y h continued to sleep in the bed the whole time............when i was studying for my finals at uni............so as not to disturb h at stupip o clock..........i slept downstairs..........h came looking for me and said why you sleeping down here come to bed you after go to work soon.........i did and he did that balancing act that many MLCers do........teetering on the edge of the bed away from me like i had the dreaded LURGY.........IN FACT i just thought if had known about o/w then i would have kicked h right in his goolies for having the damn cheek to treat me like i had the lurgy when he was the one putting me at risk of STDs  xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[LaughLoveLive]

Yes, the clinging to the edge of the mattress...

[lawprofessor]

Hi All!  I'm back!
Genius said to me, "We just can't be together.  We have fundamental differences."
Me: Really? What are these fundamental differences?
Genius: "For one, you don't like horror movies."
Me: Actually I said they scare me.
Genius: "So of course that means you don't like them.  We could never watch them."
Me: When did you want to watch one?
Genius: "Well I know I probably did at some point in the last 12 years.  And you did not let me.  So I am mad now."
Me: I see.  Are there other fundamental differences we have?
Genius: "Damn don't be so obtuse.  Of course there are."
Me: OK, what are they?
Genius: "Well, you don't like storms and I do."
Me: I see. And what makes you think I don't like them?
Genius: "Well, you slept througth the one when the tree fell on the house."
Me: You weren't even home that night.
Genius: Well if I had been, I would not have slept through that probably.  I would have been sexually aroused by the storm because that is what happens to us free spirits.  And you didn't even try to stop it.  Look at the money that cost the insurance co.
Me: I see. You expected me to have been awake for a 3am Microburst, be sexually aroused while alone and prevented a 50ft tall pine tree from falling on the house all in the 4 minutes it took the storm to go through the area? 
Genius:  Yes, if you valued our home.  You never even tried.  That is why I love storms and you don't. 
Me: And when did you become a free spirit? 
Genius: I have always been one. 
(This from the man who goes to bed at the same time everyday no matter what, eats the same dinner 5 of 7 days a week, awakens at the same time everyday, has a Monday, Tuesday, etc suit, writes daily lists of things to do, complained the night before that going to the movies was not on his list of things to do so could not be done, works out at the same time everyday, and complained I am too spontaneous. Yep a real free spirit there.)

The next sound was the dial tone.  He hung up because I was being obtuse and stupid. 

[kikki]

Is anyone still doubting that this is a mental illness?

[Ready2Transform]

LP...that has got to be the best conversation I have seen yet, I bow to you!!  I will now forever think of home owner's insurance commercials as MLC porn.

[Musica]

My H yesterday ... Why can't you change the way you think, accept what I want and let me come in and cook for you all? Me ..  Why can't you change the way you think H ?

I have about an hours worth of conversation from yesterday all MLC speak ! (On my thread) too much to copy here, you'd be bored its so repetitive!
X

[serenity]

lawprofessor,

that was ssooo funny.

X

[Bewildered]

These remind me this is a MLC !

For the first two years - I am coming up to 4 years end of next month I thought my H had lost his mind!!! When I read these I know he has but he's got company 

Some more I remembered,

Went running with D(20 at the time) who was a beginner and ran off leaving her in the middle of a rough area of a major city she took a cab back to their starting place - he arrived soon after and when she said Dad why did you run off and leave me " we'll I'm faster than you" he did it again weeks later - this time she shouted non stop at him and he turned around and looked shocked as if he forgot she was with him

Also went on a short bike ride to have someone ring him 4 hours later - he was still peddling 75 mikes from his start and was supposed to be in a meeting, his reply when asked by colleague on his return by train "Oh it was a nice day for cycling but I'm tired now  "

He told me also I needed therapy because he'd changed and I needed to deal with it

He couldn't live with me either because we liked different films but couldn't when I asked recall any

Crazy

[Thundarr]

LP, you made my morning!  Perhaps you should add to the LBS script thread "I should have stopped that tree from falling" and "I should have gotten turned on by storms."  And all this came from an educated man.  Pure madness!!