LOL...they can really be quite ridiculous.
I love it when I can put together the various contradictions...I've heard:
I don't think I love you.....I don't think I ever loved you.....I have and will always love you
We probably should have never gotten married.......I should have never gotten a divorce
You over-analyze everything......One of the things that I love about you is that you give things so much thought
You're not a nice person..........You're the kindest person that I know
I'm really at peace now, I'm happier.........What makes you think I'm happy now? (ummm, cuz you told me)

I just want to be left alone.........how come I always have to be the one to contact you?
I never want to hurt you......sometimes I do things on purpose to hurt you
This is why it's called the crazy train....